Zoe can put heimer turrets to sleep...

abdul569··184 votes·5,546 views

...vlad can extract blood from them and darius can make them bleed. I don't think they're just machines.

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The Space Cowboy86 votes

Everything in league is made of minions, minions are made with spaghetti code, what you are seeing is actually marinara.

Velzard of Koz23 votes

As we needed more proofs of pastafarianism being the only correct way of living.

The Space Cowboy5 votes

That's pretty damn funny. It does make sense now, the Shen that tanks is an illusion and the real Shen is being a crafty ninja hiding.

LiteUpSketchers4 votes

*shense

Sceizer2 votes

Stop these shenanigans

Kitten of Evil46 votes

Hey, I can put my PC to sleep and I'm fairly sure it's a machine!

SEKAI22 votes

[{quoted}](name=Kitten of Evil,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=XgKaPG2Y,comment-id=0005,timestamp=2017-11-29T19:31:20.321+0000)

Hey, I can put my PC to sleep and I'm fairly sure it's a machine!

Or so you think.

Muehehehehehehehe.....

RookPusher33 votes

Zerg Queen Heimerdinger

Xilixer2 votes

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Zerg Queen Heimerdinger

honestly a biological monster skin for heimerdinger with his turrets and him being "zerglike" sounds awesome.

The Yetii Rider20 votes

But you can't life steal off of them. Because that would just be silly. [slayer-jinx-wink]

Big Black Croc2 votes

I think its because it would not be fair. Heim trying to do damage to you but you can steal there hp from an auto attack anyway. The same reason you can't lifesteal off of ward or pink ward, sightstone.

Mech0p8 votes

You may not be able to life steal off from a computer but they can definitely life steal from you and there's no question about that

Big Black Croc18 votes

I mean, does this surprise you?

Brand can take damage from Annie,ignite.

Darius passive applies to Sion Zac Blitzcrank etc.

Lee sin can get blinded by teemo.

Corki karthus Syndra etc can get movespeed from boots.

Nami can fucking fly for no reason.

Many many more.

LittleDemonTrist27 votes

Rumble's flamethrower can slow enemies by making them freeze

What Is Smite4 votes

There is actually proof that that can happen. For temperatures you can reach such an extremity of either hot or cold that you feel the opposite, so if a flame is really hot it feels cold or you're really cold but it feels hot.

50000000000000007 votes

But that's just the nerves being messed up, not being frozen. The VFX show the freezing effect.

The Space Cowboy7 votes

Okay I got it then, his flames are fueled by a substance that burns below freezing, so although there is a chemical reaction (fire) it's still cold enough to freeze things with a higher temp solid state.

What Is Smite2 votes

Thinking back on it, I'm pretty sure some of my college professors were part of groups that were playing around with cold fission reactors.

abdul5698 votes

I don't like the brand taking damage from annie/ignite logic. It's like saying that me slapping your face won't hurt you because both my hand and your face is made up of skin, bone and muscles.

Big Black Croc1 votes

But brands body is covered in fire, so how can fire hurt him?

marpatt1110 votes

[{quoted}](name=Big Black Croc,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=XgKaPG2Y,comment-id=000b00010000,timestamp=2017-11-29T21:00:57.139+0000)

But brands body is covered in fire, so how can fire hurt him?

Well I mean, assuming that both ignite and annie's abilities are magic, maybe magic can harm him?

Aeszarck3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Big Black Croc,realm=NA,application-id=3ErqAdtq,discussion-id=XgKaPG2Y,comment-id=000b00010000,timestamp=2017-11-29T21:00:57.139+0000)

But brands body is covered in fire, so how can fire hurt him?

Brand doesn't have the Flash Fire ability.

Mordekeaisire3 votes

And I am guessing Kennen doesn't have volt absorb?

50000000000000004 votes

Nami moving on land is actually explained in lore. Her staff creates a small body of water under her at all times, or something like that.

Sihari7 votes

Jep, shes riding a small wave~ If you look closely you can even see it ingame!

jmp23111 votes

A rioter once said that teemo actually un blinds lee sin and since he can see agains he misses everything because he's not used to seeing.

Big Black Croc1 votes

How do you explain rexsai then?

The Space Cowboy3 votes

The poison clogs her ears

jmp2311 votes

The blind makes her grow magical eye stalks like snails

Doozku1 votes

Except he's wearing a blindfold so he still wouldn't be able to see.

Wolfeur1 votes

Don't forget silencing Sona

FCJAAAAGOOOO11 votes

Heimerdinger is a slave owner confirmed

Thefrostyviking11 votes

Don't forget that they can be poisoned as well, and set on fire.

Probably blinded too.

blkKalameet10 votes

"what the hell is this thing made of?"

"nothing"

"come on"

"oh alright, fine. I might have used a few unorthodox parts"

"just tell me one"

"An or /cough/ phan"

"a what?"

"An orphan"

"Did you just say an orphan?!"

"yeah... a little orphan boy.."

"It's powered by a forsaken child?!"

"might be, kinda. I mean, I didn't use the whole thing."

Wolfeur3 votes

That last sentence…

Velzard of Koz5 votes

Heimer is Tresh in disguise, stepping up in his game and trapping souls within machines.

InfinitexMortal5 votes

What if there are mini minions inside the turrets.... [sg-ezreal]

Vei4 votes

If it bleeds, we can kill it

Pinkaj4 votes

He's been exposed [sg-ahri-1]

Fairyfleur2 votes

It's ALIVE!!!!!!

Jaspers2 votes

When they finally make a new Heimer skin and it's Dragon Trainer, it'll make more sense.

Hint hint Riot.

xelaker2 votes

you can put a computer/machine to "sleep".........

13900 Essence2 votes

Where is Alan Turing when you need him?

Flemman2 votes

they don't have a soul tho as Yorick can't get a grave out of it

Zulrok2 votes

So who Else thinks Zoe should be delete ?

Pale Pirate1 votes

Who is up for Lollidinger?

Alissal1 votes

Heimer turrets are PEOPLE!

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