Guide to climbing in Solo Queue

xxxDogmanxxx·Apr 4, 2017·34 votes·2,263 views

When an enemy steals your main: http://www.dodge.com/assets/images/vehicles/2016/charger/vlp/performance/feature-landing/hero.jpg

When someone bans your main: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/f2/2011_DODGE_CHALLENGER_SRT8.jpg

When your team is full AD: http://www.dodge.com/assets/images/vehicles/2016/journey/vlp/journey-vlp-hero/2016-journey-vlp-hero-redlineredpearl.png

When your team is full AP: http://www.dodge.com/assets/images/vehicles/2016/grand_caravan/vlp/hero/2016-gc-vlp-hero-granitecrystal.png

When you don't have a tank: http://www.dodge.com/assets/images/vehicles/2016/durango/vlp/hero-colorizer/JELLYBEANS/2016-durango-vlp-hero-Bright-White.png

When you're on tilt: http://image.fourwheeler.com/f/41272585+w660+h440+q80+re0+cr1+ar0/131_1301_14%2Bpushing_in_the_bushing%2Bdodge_ram_swerving

24 Comments

Maximum MordeApr 4, 201714 votes

I don't get it

SexualsaurusApr 4, 201712 votes

Hint: Its to do with the name of that specific car manufacturer

Maximum MordeApr 4, 20176 votes

I don't know what any of those cars are.

SexualsaurusApr 4, 201725 votes

All those cars are made by

http://ciikayeff.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/Simple-Dodge-Logo-on-Small-Vehicle-Remodel-Ideas-with-Dodge-Logo.jpg

The Op is using different types of Dodge cars to show the various ways you can dodge your games in ranked to avoid losing unnecessary LP

Maximum MordeApr 4, 201716 votes

https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/M/MV5BNzEyMjQzMzY0OF5BMl5BanBnXkFtZTgwMDg0NTEyMjE@._V1_UY1200_CR485,0,630,1200_AL_.jpg Dodge is a damn fine car. Ran over my wife with a Dodge.

JunkοApr 4, 20178 votes

Did you ask her why she didn't DOOOOODGE before she died?

Fondling GemsApr 4, 20177 votes

Unfortunately she found a way to dodge the question.... by not dodging.

Maximum MordeApr 4, 20173 votes

DAMN YOU PAVLOV!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

DryditchApr 4, 20173 votes

I was extremely confused by the first two because they're both Challengers.

xxxDogmanxxxApr 4, 20173 votes

The first one is a Charger, my friend.

DryditchApr 4, 20173 votes

My mistake. They look super similar.

Velzard of KozApr 4, 20173 votes

My life suddenly has new meaning after reading this. Also I got the joke now.

TheMinezApr 4, 20171 votes

I went through 3 different manufacturers before I thought of a Dodge.

I am not good with car names, but I am decent at driving them.

SexualsaurusApr 4, 20171 votes

There's quite a number car manufactures nowadays so its hard to keep track of them all.

Ariel the CruelApr 5, 20171 votes

That's why I stick with SpaceX for all my transportation needs. XD

SexualsaurusApr 5, 20171 votes

Too right fam xd

SexualsaurusApr 4, 20177 votes

When the enemy team locks in Cassiopia:

http://st.motortrend.com/uploads/sites/10/2016/08/2017-Dodge-Viper-GTS-front-three-quarter-in-motion.jpg

SnowplosionApr 4, 20174 votes

It took me five minutes before I got the joke.

KingKong2350Apr 5, 20171 votes

its a shitty joke. Youre fine

Mig89Apr 4, 20172 votes

This is funny and completely legit

OwynApr 5, 20172 votes

Funny that you mention it, in the new game I'm playing currently ranked system was released recently and in few weeks there was already a "challenger" guy there, his secret was the same - he wrote down all good and bad players and just dodged if he didn't have huge advantage on his side.

dodge = skill I guess [slayer-jinx-wink]