Rito Lore WTF

Dear Rito:

I have played League for seventy-five hundred years now and I am disappoint—nay, so angry my damn head may fall off—about all the lore changes you have did recently. This has culminated in the awful music you used in the music video, as it is clearly something he has never listened to in his life or afterlife. I have taken the liberty of fixing it for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-oMbX-HOg

Thank you for understanding, Captain Teemo (on duty)