Rito Lore WTF

SecretAgentHulk··3 votes·1,624 views

Dear Rito:

I have played League for seventy-five hundred years now and I am disappoint—nay, so angry my damn head may fall off—about all the lore changes you have did recently. This has culminated in the awful music you used in the Azir music video, as it is clearly something he has never listened to in his life or afterlife. I have taken the liberty of fixing it for you.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9m-oMbX-HOg

Thank you for understanding, Captain Teemo (on duty)

14 Comments

Ironclad Dragon3 votes

At least you have a sense of humor.

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

I don't know if it was clear, but I was parodying the lore-team-bashing going on. And I actually did like the original music. I just needed to do this from the moment that Azir was released.

Ironclad Dragon1 votes

I know.

GreyXpelliarmus1 votes

1- Is not bashing, if they destroy something some summoners (obviously not you) spent so much time living with then, complaints are expected. 2- Making fun of 1, while previously misinterpreting it just shows your ignorance over this topic, and most likely the Lore. 3- I throw you some light over the topic, use it as you wish.

If you don't like reading it's ok, but I encourage you not to make fun of the people that actually care about something they have a bound with

SecretAgentHulk1 votes
  1. When you stop just criticizing the lore team's work, and start calling them lazy and incompetent, that's bashing.
  2. If you can't take a little good-natured ribbing, that's sad. Additionally, I've been invested in LoL lore for quite some time, so I don't think I'm ignorant. Calling me ignorant just shows that you think your opinion is the only correct one, and most likely that you take yourself too seriously.
  3. I throw you some light over the topic, use it as you wish.

I'd encourage you not to get too angry at the lore team, as they also care about and have a bond with the lore. I'd also encourage you not to get too angry with people who try to make funny video mashups, as they are not worth your rage.

Cheers, mate.

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

Should probably clarify that 'you' does not mean 'you, GreyXpelliarumus', but 'you, the community at large'.

GreyXpelliarmus1 votes

They don't have a bound with the Lore. They didn't do anything with it for ages and now they're destroying everything. What a way to show love man

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

Yeah, there's no way they're going to put in new lore, just like they didn't for Renekton, Nasus, Xerath, Sivir, or Cassiopaeia.

GreyXpelliarmus1 votes

Lol you just keep making excuses. I know a person like you irl, I tried shedding some light and I realize despite the fact that I'm right or wrong it doesn't matter, they just keep trying to "win" and they don't accept a mistake or maybe they do but not without the "...but you did this".

I ignore that unreasonable person, I'll just do the same with you

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

I just keep trying to win... lol. I have made no mistakes, nor did I say you did anything. We simply disagree. And we have made no progress working towards an agreed position, so I'm gonna bow out of this discussion too (with a person I also consider unreasonable, but hey, I guess that's water under the bridge now).

I hope the lore team makes you happy with whatever they do in the near and not-so-near future. Cheers, bubba.

Ryster2 votes

As the immortal words of Phreak would say, that was "darudest" thing you could have suggested.

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

:P

eyyb0ss2 votes

ayy lmao

SecretAgentHulk1 votes

-3 upvotes = needs more Teemo

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