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Looking at Dragon Slayer Xin-Zhou, a small scenario occurred.

Gentleman Gems··9 votes·912 views

JarvanIV: "Xin Zhou, what are you doing, and what is with the change of attire?" XinZhao: "It is the middle of Summer, the Draconic mating season. I am here to protect you my prince." JarvanIV: "Look if you're talking about to Shyvana, I just have to tell her I'm not interested like any other-" Shyvana: Crashing through the wall in Dragon form "JAAAARVEEEEEN!~" XinZhao: Charging in "Not even the odds can stand against me!" JarvanIV: "..." ######Jarven then proceeded to hide in a fort made of dirty clothing in Garen's room to hide his being and scent until mating season was over, Garen bringing him food and water while he hid.

12 Comments

Papa Andrei4 votes

Now where is the resident Shyvana main to comment on this? xD

An off thought, how would half breeds be affected by such seasonal hormonal changers I wonder?

Want to reform3 votes

She can morph her body into that of the old summoner's rift dragon and you're wondering how her hormones work?

######dude######

Papa Andrei2 votes

Well we know how human Hormones work, but not a dragons. If dragons are like animals, woth mating, hybernating seasons, how woild that affect the half-breed

Lyndris2 votes

Probably affect the lower brain functions making much more inclined to certain behaviors. Look at Gohan, very nice and peaceful but, has the fury of a woman scorned in the right situations a sayian would normally explode in. BUUUUUT sayian biology is probs a closer match to human than dragon.

P.S WTF would she be like during her human 'cycle' if that where effected by dragon hormones too? /shuders

Papa Andrei2 votes

Blood Moon Shyvana? xD

Lyndris2 votes

XD oh gawd

TyrekGoldenspear3 votes

Them Dragon mating hormones are no joke.

Gentleman Gems2 votes

When it comes to getting a mate, Dragons say http://i.imgur.com/xvWotLk.gif

The Ender Cobra2 votes

http://i.imgur.com/bofUVay.gif?noredirect

PeanutButterFan1 votes

Pretty accurate.

MissingKayo1 votes

[fujoshi intensifies]

Want to reform1 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/FjeGBljESVAzu/giphy.gif

I ship it

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