{{summoner:2}}: Taric how do you even get pregnant, and with who?
: Oh that's not my test
: Joyful Screech
{{summoner:2}}: http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-UA0svjHozLk/Udskr9-ko4I/AAAAAAAARYQ/lrbh-gYCLVQ/s320/wtf1.gif that's going to be your problem Taric, the last thing I need are a bunch of burrowing Bi-
: Begins to growl viciously
{{summoner:2}}: -Utiful babies, I'm not worthy. In fact, you can stay, just keep things clean while I'm gone. Bye.
Two weeks later
{{summoner:2}}: And that's how I got here.
: Ok this is a good start, we now know the source of your anxiety, now if you could wait a second please I have other clients I'm working with.
: HA, GOT ANOTHER RED!. GET REKD WARWICK!
: GOD DAMN IT DRAVEN! YOU NEED TO HELP YOUR TEAM, YOU TOO NASUS!
: but stacks...
I'd go through years of expensive therapy to figure out how I should react to this.
"JERRY, JERRY, JERRY"
...Taric, who the hell did you knock up? Was it LeBlanc?