League Haikus

I'm encouraging people to think of and post champ related, map related, or item related 5 7 5 haikus. I'll start with a few, try to guess them.

Best lore on the game A relatable monster Oh crap! Shurima!

I'll place a shroom here In the river, Dragon, base Gank me I dare you

Pushing in all day Shred tanks with my W Suppression OP

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Sonic the hedgehog Can't escape he will taunt you While saying ok

Stacking all day long I will never gank you, bro Come out support strong (an item one)

the moon rises, too Q R Q R Q R Q A fun assassin