I'm going to ruin your favorite champion for you.

Crett·Jun 28, 2015·16 votes·2,194 views

SORRY SION MAINS: W stacks now count as base health rather than bonus health, nullifying Cinderhulk's bonus IT'S FOR THE GREATER GOOD:_ Zac no longer increases in size with max HP._ CLARITY: Nearby enemies now have a ! above their heads when Twitch is stealthing nearby. LESS JUSTICE: There are no longer additional effects if Garen's ult lands a killing blow; it was adding too much screen clutter, you see END-GAME FANTASIES ARE OVERRATED: Nasus Q stacks cap at 2000. An arbitrary number no one will reach, but you will now have to play forever knowing you can never one shot dragons or turrets.

93 Comments

Princess EmmaJun 29, 20156 votes

Elise TRY ME SWEET CHEEKS

CrettJun 29, 201510 votes

I can't do a better job than Riot

RysophageJun 29, 20152 votes

LMAO

Kitty DarkstarJun 28, 20155 votes

You said you would ruin my favorite champion, but haven't even mentioned my favorite champion

CrettJun 28, 20155 votes

Leona LIKE BLITZCRANK BUT IN REVERSE: Zenith Blade now can dash to minions, and stops at the first unit hit.

Kitty DarkstarJun 28, 20153 votes

Dammit, you found her >.< This would be annoying to get used to.....

CrettJun 29, 20153 votes

Leona LIKE STARCALL BUT IT'S AN ULT: Ult delay now scales from a 0.625 delay to a 2 second delay based on distance

CastaneanJun 28, 20152 votes

Try Veigar! RUIN HIM FOR ME.

Meanwhile, I'll ruin my own favourite: Sejuani BECAUSE CINDERHULK WASN'T QUITE ENOUGH Gets a buff on her ult duration and health scaling on W, ensuring her ban-rate reaches 100%. I am now forced to play League knowing that I will never be able to play my favourite champion ever again, yet her greyed out icon is just sitting there, tormenting me, for the rest of my League lifetime. (if ye got a better or more correct way to ACTUALLY ruin her, fire away! I like cruelly fun games like this)

CrettJun 28, 20152 votes

Sejuani BUILD DAMAGE TO DO DAMAGE: We've removed Sejuani's max health scaling on her W, in favor of a tremendously high AD ratio of 110% AD per second. This will be promptly nerfed next patch.

God Veigar is MY favorite champion. This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

Veigar WE FIGURED OUT HIS IDENTITY: As a premier magekiller, we've refined his ultimate to deal a whopping 110% of his target's AP. We of course had to scale down his own ratio to 60% to compensate.

theragingnerdJun 28, 20152 votes

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BUILD DAMAGE TO DO DAMAGE: We've removed Sejuani's max health scaling on her W, in favor of a tremendously high AD ratio of 110% AD per second. This will be promptly nerfed next patch.

God Veigar is MY favorite champion. This is going to hurt me more than it's going to hurt you.

WE FIGURED OUT HIS IDENTITY: As a premier magekiller, we've refined his ultimate to deal a whopping 110% of his target's AP. We of course had to scale down his own ratio to 60% to compensate.

thats actually not that bad he will just run and and ult ap mages while having problems with a tank

theragingnerdJun 28, 20152 votes

ruin her Ahri i'm sure it will be funny

CrettJun 29, 20156 votes

Ahri GOOD LUCK WITH THAT: Ult projectiles are now skillshots that fire in the direction of the dash

theragingnerdJun 29, 20151 votes

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GOOD LUCK WITH THAT: Ult projectiles are now skillshots that fire in the direction of the dash

i barely notice the things that get shot out when you ult so idc XD

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20151 votes

They deal a fuckton of damage, more than her other skills most of the time.

theragingnerdJun 29, 20151 votes

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They deal a fuckton of damage, more than her other skills most of the time.

i've 1 shot people with just e q aa

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20151 votes

I have oneshot people with just RRR-AA (yes, the AA was neccessary)

TeslabladeJul 1, 20151 votes

That is three shots...

Bodkins OddsJun 29, 20152 votes

Ruin Tristana , Fiora , & Annie . Do it.

Hint: AP Tristana is playable again after the E buffs.

WickedfatesJun 29, 20152 votes

do Sona ! do Sona !!

a rabid cupcakeJun 29, 20151 votes

Sona 's Q, W, and E have a mana cost that scale up with the amount of CDR you have. Full CDR will result in each one having cost of +200 mana.

WickedfatesJun 29, 20152 votes

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's Q, W, and E have a mana cost that scale up with the amount of CDR you have. Full CDR will result in each one having cost of +200 mana.

slow clap slow clap slow clap

i both love and hate it... well done... well done

Pika310Jun 30, 20151 votes

It wasn't necessary tho, Fearless already beat him to it.

insaiyanbaccaJun 28, 20151 votes

ruin my favorite champion, wait try and find it first :P

CrettJun 28, 20151 votes

I couldn't figure it out for sure so I'm taking three champs out for you. Singed TO STACK, OR NOT TO STACK: Q Mana cost is now equal to 3% of maximum mana per second. IT'LL BE FINE TRUST ME: R is now a skillshot. Aatrox CLEANING UP SILHOUETTE: No longer has those cool wing flags on his back

insaiyanbaccaJun 28, 20151 votes

closest you got was singed while he is one of my top 5 he is not my very favorite :P, tho that nerf to him is terrifying

IwfiKe3qjMJun 28, 20151 votes

may I guess???

is it between these 5???

Volibear Cassiopeia Kassadin DrMundo Shyvana

insaiyanbaccaJun 28, 20151 votes

mundo is one of my top 5

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20152 votes

Shaco Malphite Maokai ?

insaiyanbaccaJun 29, 20151 votes

shaco is my favorite you guessed it

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20151 votes

Match History OP

insaiyanbaccaJun 29, 20151 votes

you must've gone rly far back because i havent played malph or mao in a while

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20151 votes

Well, it showed me your most played champions ^^ probably just the wrong expression.

http://www.lolstarz.com/summoner?name=insaiyanbacca&lo=na

Edit: Btw, for the clown:

Shaco CLARITY: Shacos Q now shows the direction in which you jumped.

KrigjerJun 28, 20151 votes

I'm a Nami main. Show me what you got~

CrettJun 29, 20152 votes

Nami JUST A SPLASH: Nami's ultimate only continues for 150 more units after hitting an enemy champion or a wall.

Bamboy360Jun 29, 20151 votes

That didn't ruin Zac for me. You can do better.

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20152 votes

Zac HUE: Is no longer a wabbly green blob, but rather a small fluffy yordle in a rabbit costume.

macromiteJun 29, 20151 votes

Zac no longer gains increased distance on his e when leveled up. Zac's passive now heals 4% of his missing health Zac's abilities all cost 4% of his maximum health Zac's blobs will now spawn farther from zac Zac's Revive has his blobs spawn closer, but the time it takes to reform is the same. Zac's jump no longer has cc attached. Zac's w no longer has reduced cooldown for blobs picked up. Zac's q has a smaller missile width and no longer has a slow. Zac's Ult has a longer cd and a 40% slow on bounce instead of a knockup. Zac can no longer use w while ulting.

I'm using the rito philosophy, if a small thing doesn't ruin a champion, gut them into oblivion.

Toa of DeathJun 29, 20151 votes

Go ahead, ruin Cho'Gath for me.

CrettJun 29, 20152 votes

Chogath NOM NOM... NOM?: Chogath no longer gains size from Feast stacks.

Toa of DeathJun 29, 20152 votes

That would make him less fun to play. But it'd be easier to chase down targets with low hp since the size wouldn't slow me down anymore. mwahahaha you can't escape now, fools!

AsphodelNextJun 29, 20153 votes

Size doesn't actually slow you down, it just slows down the animation. Because he's taking bigger steps, he has to take fewer of them to go the same speed.

Mr BorgJun 29, 20152 votes

Theoretically you're right. But good luck not getting minion blocked with a big ass model.

Sincerely A Zac main

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20153 votes

A Zac main

Velkoz Day 216: New species discovered. Seems to be different from the other races. I will soon investigate this further. Day 218: some green slime on the page

AsphodelNextJun 30, 20151 votes

New meta: item 3046 summoner 6 Chogath

I did actually run Ghost on Cho'gath, before I discovered R-Flash (Flash-R was too slow for me)

TheFancySkeletonJun 29, 20151 votes

My favourites are Gangplank, Gnar, Galio, and Sona. Ruin them please and watch me cringe!

AsphodelNextJun 29, 20152 votes

NO MORE CROSS MAP GANKS Gangplank's ult now has a range of 2500. The laugh now has a range of 1000. Gnar NEED TIME TO PLAY THE TRANSFORMATION THEME MUSIC Gnar's Rage Gene transformation now has a 1.5 second channel. Both ways. Galio WE CALL THIS ONE THE VEIGAR TREATMENT Galio's ult now has a .5s delay before taunting opponents. Sona MUTE AND REPORT Sona's abilities no longer affect players with their in game audio muted.

Pika310Jun 30, 20152 votes

MUTE AND REPORT Sona's abilities no longer affect players with their in game audio muted.

You're too late, patch 4.13 already did this regardless of whether audio is muted or not.

PrincessOfHyruleJun 29, 20151 votes

Morgana and Ashe I am prepared... Be gentle

Stiv1234Jun 29, 20152 votes

Ashe YOU DIDNT SEE THAT COMING: The stun of Ashes Ultimate now scales down the farther it flies instead of the other way round.

a rabid cupcakeJun 29, 20152 votes

Morgana Ultus Interruptus: Morgana's ulti can now be interrupted by hard CC, death (even if you have item 3026 , Zil's ult, or Yorick's ult ), Bard's ulti, and item 3157