"Shut up, Zilean...."

JarvansWAR·4/10/2017, 6:42:30 PM·10 votes·1,140 views

Darius Damn... the basketball team just lost our second star player after me... our defence is gonna take a hit. Zilean Maybe you should have outsourced! HEHEHE! Darius Shut up, Zilean! I heard about how Time itself called you gramps! Zilean Sticks out tongue and makes a farting noise


DrMundo Mundo fail chemistry... why Mundo fail chemistry... Singed You won't fail... here, I'll help you bring up your grade. Zilean Maybe you should've thought about that... or think in general! Singed Shut up, Zilean! I heard the raptor camp had hatchlings in your beard! Zilean Ain't no such thing as bad press!


Shen Hm... the physical education teacher does not seem to like me. Akali Maybe she'll come around. I heard she's harsh on men because of her ex. Zilean Maybe you should take his place! Akali Shut up, Zilean. I heard from Ekko that you do Doctor Who impressions in your sleep! Zilean Eh, he loves it and he knows it!


Viktor My invention seems to have failed once again... I feel defeated in a sense. Heimerdinger Do not worry, all great victories start with failure! Zilean Maybe you should change your name to DEFEAT-or! Heimerdinger Silence, Zilean! It was made aware to me your favorite pasttime is entertaining the nearby pre-school with santa impressions whilst being half-naked! Zilean ...touche.


Riven Hey, did you hear about the new lunch menu? Pantheon I'm excited to see if my bread recipe made the list! Zilean I don't thing "burnt bread" would ever make the menu! Riven Shut up, Zilean! I heard about your prescription leg warmers! Zilean Looks angry, storms off with his tiny backpack


Graves Dang, where's my nicotine gum... Zilean Heh, only little pansies chew that garbage! Graves Shut up, Zilean! I saw you at the carnival yesterday. I heard you got kicked out for being at the apple bobbing station for 4 and a half hours! Zilean I was hungry, damn it!


Jax Hey, check out this stick I made in arts & crafts! MasterYi Hm... ooh, is that a metal edge? Fiora Knowing you, you would be able to wield that absurdly long staff. Zilean Looks like someone's compensating for something! Jax Shut up, Zilean! I heard your time bombs are made from your piss! What's the point of doing that?!? Zilean Well, just think about that every time you go to eat your biscuits of rejuv... hehe...


Zilean Well, today was a good day. Ekko Shut up, Zilean. It's 3 AM and you're trying to extract magic from the lava lamp again? Zilean Go to sleep, Dark Pitt. Ekko I swear to christ I'm gonna kill you one of these days, you old fart. Zilean I love you too. Ekko Aaaaand I'm sleeping outside now.

Zilean ...Shut up, Zilean.

8 Comments

Invoker only4/10/2017, 6:51:10 PM2 votes

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~Zilean main

EvilUnicornLord4/10/2017, 6:44:48 PM1 votes

Is this from something?

Malfectious4/10/2017, 6:57:27 PM1 votes

Hold on....Is Zilean actually Zac Galifianakis or not? I'm confused...