TFW your yasuo is 0/9

So?

Just let him AFK farm for 10 minutes and he'll start twoshotting anyone.

Give him 10-15 minutes to bake and he will be 10/9 before you know it because kappa

Ban him.

Even if someone on your team wants to play him just ban him out. You know he's gonna go 1/6 90% of the time anyway.

Might as well force the Yasuo onto something else that can assist the team.

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/03/im_shocked.gif

Then you realize if he was on the other team he would probably be 9/0, Yasuo only ever seems to operate in the extremes.

Yasuo is the new Yorick. Yorick is the new Yasuo.