Wouldn't it be awesome if your main had a global ult?
Why should 
have all the fun with their global ults?
Imagine if YOUR main had a global ult too. Comment who your main is and what would happen if they had a global ult. I'll start.
- every enemy champion would get sent flying across the map towards the outermost walls of Summoner's Rift. They also all get stunned for .75 seconds. For example, if blue-side Xin Zhao ganked from behind the enemy midlaner, he could ult the poor schmuck straight into the blue-side fountain and leave him stunned there.
Eh.
I see you on the other side of the map with 3/4 health, "overextended".
Enemy team, "I didn't realize Riot turned the winter map back on. Why am I dying?"
Global knock up? I am fine with that.
You all will go this way now.
Eh, if there's nobody grouped around this will fizzle. Unless the bounces are global.
I didn't know I queued up for Doombots.
Obliterator firing.
We are all fabulous.
Villain!
Global arena nuke? Yes please.
You main mobile champs? I main THE mobile champ.
pretty eyes
mwahhahhaha
DANCEEE PARTYYYYYY.... For 1.5 seconds.
Low-G Mode: [ON] - OFF
Weeeeeeeee!
"Mom I can't pause the game!"
Hue....hue....huehue...huehuehue....HUEHUEHUEHUEHUE!!!
You can't hide from the sun!
The tide will sweep you away
YAY TIBBERS!!!!!!!!
I wonder how big this fish will get
Uh oh, children please look away
You only thought I was alone
8 second global dash, I dont think I need to say anything else
Low mobility? K.
just sitting in base post 6, ulting for cs and kills xD
Not sure how this would work tbh.............
I herd u liek crowz
Swaps someone into the fountain turret every ~60 seconds.
Wait, are you trying to have fun again?
Builds full AP, kills every enemy tower on the map at once.
You. Get over here. Now. Comeon, you can't escape now kiddo.
YOU WA SHOCK
I. Don't. Die. Ever.
DEJA VU I HAVE BEEN TO THIS PLACE BEFORE
mheh.
mahaha.
MWA HA HA.
AHH HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!
disturbing silence
way ahead of ya.
You can't escape
Global bullets will be fun
Not sure how this would be useful
Or this
You thought my ADC was alone, but you were wrong
They see me rolling
Nobody dies
So does this mean the R version of abilities become global or what?
Spooky
Get pulled into fountain
How many stacks can a stacker stack if a stacker had a global Q?
"Holy shit, I-I actually killed someone! A TANK DIDNT BLOCK IT!!!!!!"
(Inb4 Cait's WAS Global comments)
could you imagine this?
- What, everyone hears me say random shit?
Hi, there's 30 shrooms just outside your fountaun. Enjoy!
I eat the world? Sounds like it would make for a fun game.
I just killed your Base Turrets attacking this minion at our inhibitor.
Fun...Draintank from anywhere.
bum bum bum bum bum buM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM BUM!
The enemy team permanently plays 4v5.
