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They have a raka ww draven and vlad, adc buy an executioners.
O rly?
like when you're playing shyvana and they say "shyvana go tank" and you're all like "I'm going to!"
You know what tilts me Harder? When your Main gets picked out from under you and you you get Flamed for not INSTANTLY WINNING Against your main.
The amount of people that try to argue about Vi being broken to me and how I'm playing a zero skill champ is insane. And then act like they know more about her than someone with 1k games and over 750k mastery. My favorite reply is "BUT SUPER METROID DOES-" But do you know why Super Metroid does? Nobody ever has a followup for that >:)
"Sion is a juggernaut" Me: http://i.giftrunk.com/w8ncwf.gif
"Cho'Gath is in a great place right now!". "That ult buff broke him!". "Titanic Hydra and Gargoyles Stoneplate is such an OP Cho Build!". "Stop Building AP on Cho!".
Baby, sweetheart, darling, I've been playing Cho for long enough to ask you to kindly shut up. He's a steaming pile of garbage but he's MY steaming pile of garbage thank you very much.
You know, I was playing with a friend in bronze 5, and his friend (who was in bronze 4) started trying to teach me about his favorite champion, yasuo.
As a fervent yasuo main, I simply sat back, and laughed while seeing the things he typed
<3 So true.
Sounds like every Malzahar thread that calls pre-rework super unhealthy when no one actually complained about him till after all the MYMU nerfs.
"Why are you building 
on 
wtf"
To get infinite mana, +20% AP than the next build and a shield that saved me more times than 
did for 100 players combined.
Tru
Name's ShitSherlock. First name, No.
"All he can do is splitpush"
Then I take maiden through the entire jungle, gank 2 lanes, drop her off at bot before heading to rift herald. I spend less time in lane than the average Yi jg.
And don't even try to tell me he can't teamfight.
When that ezreal who missed every skillshot tells me to stop missing my barrels
This is how i am at work
I play Garen as a Vanguard and there nothing you can say that can change my mind.
When you go your Main and your team ask "Are you good with them?" and you're all like "Noo. I don't have a level 7 Mastery with them!"
Laughing Fish Approved.
Well you don't know anything about your main. So sit there and take it.
I've been using Renekton's ultimate pre-emptively since he was added to game. It's WORTHLESS outside of getting you to 50 rage for bonus effects early in the fight, but only used pre-emptively. Or, on rare occasion, pushing faster early game to punish roaming lanes.
To this day people still complain if I activate it before engagement, especially if its a false engage. Nevermind that this very day we just watched TSM Flame close a game by activating it racing across MID to dragon before he was even on screen in a game that turned to their victory. Oh no. That can't be right.
You learn to live with the critics, because they're wrong but they won't shut up. Maybe every bird is bitching every morning, it's just chirps to us now.