When someone talks to you about your mains like you don't know anything about them

Dokkaebi·Jun 4, 2017·111 votes·3,851 views

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55 Comments

Sp33d Zer0Jun 4, 201717 votes

They have a raka ww draven and vlad, adc buy an executioners.

O rly?

junglerboy16Jun 4, 20177 votes

To be fair, it's kind of habitual to remind ADCs because right when they re-added EC, none of them ever got it.

Sp33d Zer0Jun 4, 20177 votes

It's just annoying to me because I think about what my build will be in champ select.

Pierce The VealJun 4, 20174 votes

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It's just annoying to me because I think about what my build will be in champ select.

I haven't seen many adc's gold and under that get it, so yeah :/

Sp33d Zer0Jun 4, 20175 votes

Oh well I'm plat 2 so you're point stands.

SlampieceHawkeJun 4, 201712 votes

like when you're playing shyvana and they say "shyvana go tank" and you're all like "I'm going to!"

Raiku KawisaJun 4, 201735 votes

Of course, when they say tank, they mean buy zero damage items and pretend the enemy views you as threatening.

SlampieceHawkeJun 4, 20175 votes

right, like i'm going to supplement my bloodrazor with a dead mans directly afterwards. Funny thing is I tend to buy titanic as second item and they say it aint tank enough lol

junglerboy16Jun 4, 20174 votes

just get the HP components first, that usually makes them happy enough.

Pierce The VealJun 4, 20178 votes

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Of course, when they say tank, they mean buy zero damage items and pretend the enemy views you as threatening.

Yep. Shyvana has that paradox of being a juggernaut that deals no damage unless she builds full damage.

Raiku KawisaJun 4, 201711 votes

She doesn't need full damage, but she needs at least 2 to have an impact

5000000000000000Jun 5, 20171 votes

Isn't her usual build Bloodrazor+Titanic Hydra into tank? Not sure about Shyvanna top (if it's even a thing thesedays)

SlampieceHawkeJun 11, 20171 votes

yes, I typically build the bloodrazor, titanic, and bork as my first 3, then rest tank. Does hell of a lot of hp% dmg

Mira Arya EntheJun 4, 20171 votes

Woohoo! Raiku is back.

Raiku KawisaJun 4, 20171 votes

You imply that I left?

Mira Arya EntheJun 4, 20171 votes

I happen to know you were really... afk for a while with business ;>

Raiku KawisaJun 4, 20171 votes

Still can't actually play the game. My computers are fried.

FatedSaviourJun 5, 20171 votes

for me its ignoring her to the point where she does half my health, then she gets a mallet and bork and i realize, oh my, she has dmg, welp, avoid fighting shyvanna (later in botlane) enemy double kill

Master LycanJun 4, 201711 votes

You know what tilts me Harder? When your Main gets picked out from under you and you you get Flamed for not INSTANTLY WINNING Against your main.

2Charmnot2CharmJun 5, 20175 votes

And when you do trash the enemy that picked your main you painted a target on your head for gank city cause the rest of your team is feeding.

NiceTryViJun 4, 201710 votes

The amount of people that try to argue about Vi being broken to me and how I'm playing a zero skill champ is insane. And then act like they know more about her than someone with 1k games and over 750k mastery. My favorite reply is "BUT SUPER METROID DOES-" But do you know why Super Metroid does? Nobody ever has a followup for that >:)

EvilUnicornLordJun 4, 20175 votes

Super Metroid does Rammus, not Vi.

https://nintendowire.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/morphball.gif

See?

NiceTryViJun 4, 20173 votes

https://na.op.gg/summoner/userName=Super+Metroid

EvilUnicornLordJun 4, 20171 votes

Okay, I get it.

NiceTryViJun 4, 20171 votes

OK imma be honest, I didn't see the gif when I responded. However, it still doesnt quite fit, because Samus plays Rammus.

TimX24968BJun 4, 20171 votes

Vi is just strong in asassin metas, really. never really saw her much last season.

NiceTryViJun 4, 20177 votes

There was endless bitching about Vi late last season and early this season, she even got a nerf. She has one of those kits that's nearly always useful, and I woudl say that she is good in every meta except marksman metas, which is a shame because I LOVE destroying those annoying shits as Vi lol. Back when devourer was still around, I had a Dev Tri Bork combo I called "The ADC Melter". And boy, did it ever.

garren9Jun 4, 20179 votes

"Sion is a juggernaut" Me: http://i.giftrunk.com/w8ncwf.gif

Mira Arya EntheJun 4, 20174 votes

Same with "Shyvana is a tank."

rtbf225618241Jun 4, 20178 votes

http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/919/791/790.jpg

OrangesilkJun 4, 20177 votes

"Cho'Gath is in a great place right now!". "That ult buff broke him!". "Titanic Hydra and Gargoyles Stoneplate is such an OP Cho Build!". "Stop Building AP on Cho!".

Baby, sweetheart, darling, I've been playing Cho for long enough to ask you to kindly shut up. He's a steaming pile of garbage but he's MY steaming pile of garbage thank you very much.

LostFr0stJun 4, 20174 votes

<3 So true.

Spicy RiceJun 4, 20174 votes

You know, I was playing with a friend in bronze 5, and his friend (who was in bronze 4) started trying to teach me about his favorite champion, yasuo.

As a fervent yasuo main, I simply sat back, and laughed while seeing the things he typed

NiceTryViJun 4, 20176 votes

I once had a B5 try to teach me how to play my main, but it was frustrating as hell because he refused to listen to any counterpoints I brought up...

Beacon AcademyJun 5, 20173 votes

Sounds like every Malzahar thread that calls pre-rework super unhealthy when no one actually complained about him till after all the MYMU nerfs.

JustARivenMainJun 4, 20172 votes

Tru

DRAGOON BurstJun 4, 20172 votes

Name's ShitSherlock. First name, No.

6SfoolJun 4, 20172 votes

Yorick "All he can do is splitpush" Then I take maiden through the entire jungle, gank 2 lanes, drop her off at bot before heading to rift herald. I spend less time in lane than the average Yi jg.

And don't even try to tell me he can't teamfight.

LordGeovanniJun 6, 20171 votes

I cant get her to not walk down the first lane i step in how do you do it.

6SfoolJun 6, 20171 votes

It's not easy, but there's a couple factors you have to watch out for.

She cannot kill a minion. She can auto it once or twice, but you have to either lead her away with distance or kill it yourself. I rush tiamat in the jungle, and that often helps get rid of the minions before she can reach them. She's more lenient than ghouls, who will abandon you to push if they come within ~300 units of a minion.
Abuse your E mark. If you're between the first and second tower try to throw it on a monster camp (krugs and wolves work especially well) and she will abandon what she's doing to attack it. There's a range on this that I haven't quite gotten down, but you can't just throw it 3000 units away and expect her to follow. This often works if you couldn't keep her off the minions.
Remember that she follows you into combat with champions. If the enemy jungler counterganks from behind as you're leaving lane, just start fighting them. Chances are that maiden will follow you in, and unless they have a skirmisher you will probably come out on top.
If you do lose her in the midgame, pick off a couple minions with Q. Once the wave rolls over you can activate the graves and you may not get her back, but you at least have the ghouls to gank another lane/objective/farm.

Yi BencheikhJun 5, 20172 votes

When that ezreal who missed every skillshot tells me to stop missing my barrels

Sraeg2013Jun 8, 20172 votes

"Why are you building on wtf"

To get infinite mana, +20% AP than the next build and a shield that saved me more times than item 3157 did for 100 players combined.

FröstýJun 4, 20171 votes

When you go your Main and your team ask "Are you good with them?" and you're all like "Noo. I don't have a level 7 Mastery with them!"

Tyto MorsJun 5, 20171 votes

i mean, i have mastery 7 with shaco, but that was the shaco before assassin update. as well as me mainly going as jungle ad assassin for whole game. but now..... now its gone down hill.

od34LpzmlVJun 5, 20173 votes

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When you go your Main and your team ask "Are you good with them?" and you're all like "Noo. I don't have a level 7 Mastery with them!"

I love it when they do that. My favorite is to say "Nah, I've never played them before and wait for the loading screen to speak for me."

R0XTARJun 4, 20171 votes

Laughing Fish Approved.

NeameanJun 4, 20171 votes

I play Garen as a Vanguard and there nothing you can say that can change my mind.

IabusemyminionsJun 4, 20171 votes

I've been using Renekton's ultimate pre-emptively since he was added to game. It's WORTHLESS outside of getting you to 50 rage for bonus effects early in the fight, but only used pre-emptively. Or, on rare occasion, pushing faster early game to punish roaming lanes.

To this day people still complain if I activate it before engagement, especially if its a false engage. Nevermind that this very day we just watched TSM Flame close a game by activating it racing across MID to dragon before he was even on screen in a game that turned to their victory. Oh no. That can't be right.

You learn to live with the critics, because they're wrong but they won't shut up. Maybe every bird is bitching every morning, it's just chirps to us now.