Meanwhile at Decepticon Headquarters...
Soundwave: I shall be our mid lane to optimise communication. What is your command Lord Megatron?
Megatron: I shall be what the game calls... an ADC. This looks good. 
Starscream: Top!
Megatron: Oh no you don't, you're going to be my support!
Starscream: But I already locked in
...
Soundwave: 
Five mins into game...
Megatron: Starscream! Stop taking all the gold! Go in!
An ally
has been slain, first blood.
Megatron: STARSCREEEAAAAM! YOU HAVE FAILED ME FOR THE LAST TIME!
Starscream: Squeals like a lady
An enemy has been slain! Double Kill! Triple Kill! Quadra Kill! Pentakill!
Megatron: Throttling Starscream before looking at his computer What the-?
Soundwave: Soundwave superior, enemy team inferior. Good Game, well played. Has already pushed mid up to the inhibitor