MFW the Demacian champions got their lore updated...
... but not Xin Zhao.
... but not Xin Zhao.
Everyone knows Xin Zhao is Mulan Lore :)
LETS GET DOWN TO BUSINESS http://vignette3.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/f/f7/Shang_3.png/revision/latest?cb=20140506163359
[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]
To defeat...

did they lock in
when i asked.... for 
You're the saddest bunch I've ever met.
But you can bet, before we're through.
Mister, I'll make a Plat
out of you.
Tranquil as a 
But a
within
Once you find your midlane
You are sure to win
You feed their jungler and your lane. And you never want to group. Somehow I'll make a Plat out of you.
I'm never gonna get no trolls. Say goodbye to Silver. Boy, was I a fool for trusting Jarvan. Oh god demotion again. Hope he isn't trolling. Now I really wish that he knew how to play.
Be a Plat.
We must have reactions as swift as Faker.
With all the force of an Angry Gnar.
Be a Plat.
With all the strength of a Tilted Dyrus.
Mysterious as Riots balancing monkey.
Mid - Season is racing towards us.
Till the Tanks Arrive.
Heed my every tip.
And you might just make it out of Bronze alive.
You're unsuited for even Silver Four.
So Uninstall, quit, your through.
How could I make a Plat out of you?
THE HUNS!
Oh I get it. I saw champ icons and didn't make the connection. I'll continue it up there.