EVERYBODY HATES DQ! THEY LIED TO US, FIX IT NOW!

Like WTF? DAIRY QUEEN IS A BUNCH OF LIERS! Like, it's a ice cream shop but NOOooooooo. They sell burgers, MOTHA FLIPPING BURGERS!!!!!! Your called DAIRY QUEEN, NOT BURGER KING! DAIRY IS MILK NOT BEEF. I'VE BEEN LIED TO!!!!! WE'VE ALL BEEN LIED TO! l had been eating there since they were still a small company and as a veteran of dairy consumables, you have changed too much, DAIRY QUEEN, YOU HAVE CROSSED THE LINE!

YOU ALSO SELL CHICKEN, FREAKIN' CHICKENNNNNNNNN. you know, at least burgers are from cows, BUT CHICKEN?????? And not to bring up HOT DOGS, HOT. DOGS. YOU SELL HOT DOGS! What. The. Cluck?

You know, your motto is "FAN FOOD NOT FAST FOOD"? WELL LOOK AT THAT, I'M a FAN, A FAN! AND YOU DONT LISTEN TO ME. Never in my Dairy queen experience that I felt so, betrayed.

I'm never eating at dairy Queen anymore, I'm never going to buy my Dairy Products from DAIRY QUEEN. I am switching to Dove for my Dairy Products, at least they keep their word to sell ice cream and not shampoo or something. All I say is blasphemy, YOU WENCHES! (BTW, no homo 😐)

Spoiler alert: this is a parody you numb nuts.