A Late Night Visitor

BastionKross·9/29/2016, 6:32:52 PM·80 votes·3,055 views

Yasuo: Greetings. Mordekaiser: : Leave my sight, windbag. We have no business between us. Yasuo: Not with this man, no. But I'm borrowing the form of one of my creations. Mordekaiser: ...T. Yasuo: That's CertainlyT to you. Show some respect. Yasuo: Or fear, I like fear as well. Mordekaiser: You'll get neither one! You tried to destroy me, remove me from the League. Mordekaiser: But I am still here. Still laughing. Mordekaiser: Do you wish to hear? Mordekaiser: Hue. Mordekaiser: Hue. Mordekaiser: Hue. Yasuo: Charming as always. Yasuo: Let's cut to the chase, shall we? Yasuo: Let me remake you once more. Mordekaiser: Never. Yasuo: Don't be so quick to answer. I made a mistake last time. Mordekaiser: You call... this a "mistake"?! Yasuo: I do. You see I should have realized that you as you are would never work. Yasuo: But I can fix that Morde. I can make you more powerful. Yasuo: Imagine what you could be. Infinite mobility. Three types of hard CC. Yasuo: Your little dragon pet? I can make it scale with your HP. Yasuo: Or your AP. Yasuo: Or both. Yasuo: You'll be completely reborn. A new man. Yasuo: A man with a kit so overloaded, it will make you greater than this samurai body would ever be! Yasuo: Think of the power, Morde. You merely tasted it once. I can give you... Yasuo: A feast. Mordekaiser: You... Mordekaiser: You disgust me. Yasuo: What...? Mordekaiser: You are a fool, Rioter! Yasuo: How dare yo- Mordekaiser: What use is power if you lose yourself, your identity? Mordekaiser: All the power you offer is a trap. I will sit here and rot before I bow to you once again. Yasuo: Then you shall be weak! Mordekaiser: Then I shall be myself. Yasuo: I see now that coming here was a mistake. Yasuo: I hope you waste away in the hell that I have placed you. Yasuo: Farewell, Mordekaiser. We won't meet again. Mordekaiser: If only I was that fortunate.

Yasuo: It would seem that he turned down the power I offer. Yasuo: But you're smarter than that, aren't you? Yasuo: Come with me. I'll make you into something greater. Yasuo: Yes, that's it. Take my hand. Yasuo: I have such plans for you. Warwick: Will I... will I finally be the lord of the jungle once again? Yasuo: Jungle? How shortsighted. Yasuo: The real power lies elsewhere. Yasuo: ...In the bot lane. Warwick: No! I will no longer be what I am! Yasuo: What does that matter? It's time to go, mongrel. Warwick: Release me! Yasuo: Look out, season seven. Yasuo: There's a big dog coming.

49 Comments

Malicious Metal9/29/2016, 6:58:56 PM60 votes

This was deep.

D3m37r19/29/2016, 6:51:38 PM27 votes

This is the best thing i've seen on these boards in a while

Keevalroy9/29/2016, 7:27:48 PM19 votes

Who wants to take bets on how many passives Warwick will have now? Bonus prize for also guessing the right date he'll be dubbed cancer with reverts demanded.

The Aqualious9/29/2016, 8:47:09 PM10 votes

Wait...

MORDEKAISER HAS HONOUR? AND DOESN'T WANT TO BE A BROKEN PIECE OF SHIT?

My god

Miss Worthless9/29/2016, 11:38:33 PM10 votes

Wow. That was incredibly well written.

Do you often write stories as a hobby? Because you might want to build something out of this talent.

Knalxz9/29/2016, 11:50:00 PM8 votes

That CertainlyT reveal was alot more powerful then it should of been. Felt like I was talking to Iron Man then he turned into Loki and walked away.

Blue Moon Wolf9/30/2016, 7:07:34 AM4 votes
Rundus19/30/2016, 4:19:00 AM3 votes

Yasuo : There is one who will be joining us on the way back. Warwick : Who? Who else have you drug into this? Yasuo : Unfortunately, I have done nothing to persuade him, as he is not for my tinkering. Another will have him, I am merely his escort. Warwick : Then he may still have hope... I hope it is worth the risks for him (_A gust of wind drafts in, and with it, Galio _) Galio : Believe me, as far as hope goes, none resides in this lonely, forgotten form. I shall take this risk willingly. Yasuo : That's what we like to hear.

Naag One9/30/2016, 8:36:06 AM2 votes

wtf is this?

is this the usual generic Yasuo bashing bs

or is CertainlyT is confirmed somewhere to be guy doing Warwick rework? I'm in plis if thats the case :)

Renascent9/29/2016, 9:59:49 PM2 votes

I was lol'ing the entire time. Good read, +1

JayHog19929/29/2016, 7:20:12 PM2 votes

Teemo: I fear the worse...

Wind Whistler10/1/2016, 5:08:47 PM1 votes

Amazing. You should do one for Yorick, Sion, and Poppy, too.

Large Minivan9/29/2016, 8:53:16 PM1 votes

y is riot yasuo

Kaamos9/29/2016, 10:17:09 PM1 votes

Beautiful.

General Esdeath 9/30/2016, 12:09:38 AM1 votes

Oh God

Mistress Madoka9/30/2016, 4:19:30 AM1 votes

Tfw Mordekaiser absolutely Shits on Yasuo in game

This makes me happy

rtbf2256182419/30/2016, 6:05:11 AM1 votes

Even though it was funny, Morde is up for a VGU anyway. :D

Pale Pirate9/30/2016, 6:35:44 PM1 votes

Nonsense, warwick is going to be reworked into a ranged ap support who abandons bot lane and blesses his jungler with magical whispers.

Lord Galvatron10/1/2016, 8:19:38 AM1 votes

This amazing thought-out dialogue is incredibly misleading. We all know that even Riot has its limits of incompetence. That is why CertainlyT is currently located somewhere in the Mohave desert and is "unable to be reached" at the moment.