Zilean made a belt out of watches

http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2013/10/upvote_psych_jackal_switch.gif

I guess you could say he's watching his weight...... best I could do =.=

It's about time somebody made this pun.

http://static-cdn.jtvnw.net/jtv_user_pictures/panel-30588512-image-34c6ef05b0cdb2e1-320.jpeg

Epic/10

Your timing's perfect

http://i.ytimg.com/vi/j1ooiOwbFUQ/hqdefault.jpg

Take my upvote anyway >.>

Zilean went back in time far as he could, but couldn't find an era in which that joke hadn't been told yet.

lolol

DAD YOU PROMISED NOT TO EMBARRASS ME INFRONT OF MY FRIENDS!!!

That joke was so bad it was great.

wow a joke from 1955 how original are you

you should do stand up

omg

you're so fucking funny i can't breathe

oh wait that's me having a cringe-induced aneurysm

Holy shit. This is pure punny.

Basically the only way his belt could have any purpose other than holding a plate to his crotch.

-audible groan- +1

Bruh

wow..that is really good hahahhaa

You deserve a PUNishment for that one..