If you had one thing to change about your main. What would it be?
As title suggests, this is a fun thread. Just one thing you'd change; no more no less.
I would change his Windwall to have a delay, but last 4-5 seconds longer. I want to say ''FACE THE WIND'' and just stand there for a while. :P
You can cutthroat to ally units
for his W. The first ally to make contact with the lantern is automatically going to take the lantern ride.
Should gain a % health true damage spell scaling with bonus attack damage and it can only be used when Q, E, and R are up because W is the button you need to press to open up a minigame where you need to try to kill as many people as possible before the nexus explodes and if you win you can use the spell. It has a 69 sec cooldown only if you are in the fountain because this promotes map awareness and control.
I would make the League's premier healer stop sustaining herself through vampirism. Her post-rework kit is more sadomasochistic than Dr. Mundo's!
free cost on W
ult renamed to "RAISE YOUR DONGER!!!"
Give him a Harrowing skin. Bard could have a pumpkin head, and his meeps could beg for mercy before Bard throws them headlong into the enemy thornmail.
give him a passive

I would change the weird fish boobs
Hmm, I think most of his kit works pretty nicely- I do wish I had a sure way to see how far my visions can bounce.