Dynamic Queue Roundtable in a Nutshell

THE RlVER KlNG··332 votes·13,505 views

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Embertine87 votes

Upvoted when I saw the first pic, then wished I could upvote some more as I kept reading.

THE RlVER KlNG28 votes

Thanks, lol. I watched the video this morning and thought some of the expressions I happened to pause on were funny so I made memes out of them.

VasilisGreen4 votes

I hope you also left your dislike on that vid to make the dislike bar even bigger!

LICENSED HOOKER1 votes

Holy, this made me laugh the whole way through. Good shit man!

Ghosttrader2 votes

Logged in to upvote

Sythriel Draken44 votes

I feel sorry for Gbay99.. He made another video saying that riot basically ignored all his concerns about dynamic queue.. it's sad when they invite someone for their opinion, then ignore their opinion

Pÿrö8 votes

^ This

HighH16 votes

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it's sad when they invite someone for their opinion, then ignore their opinion

They've been doing it to the community for a while now

EndlessIsolation3 votes

[{quoted}](name=Sythriel Draken,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=UE1z3rxl,comment-id=000d,timestamp=2016-06-05T07:20:55.713+0000)

I feel sorry for Gbay99.. He made another video saying that riot basically ignored all his concerns about dynamic queue.. it's sad when they invite someone for their opinion, then ignore their opinion

Kind of like they did...with Scarra?

The Deckowner34 votes

Gbay did hit the point that rank means nothing after dynamic queue, lobster rants for like 2 words then immediately start talking bullshit to change the topic.

THE RlVER KlNG19 votes

Yeah lobster was full of shit that whole video

The Deckowner10 votes

so as socrates

Photos of Ghosts1 votes

No he wasn't, he was a sad technician whose idea went to shit and was admitting it.

THE RlVER KlNG5 votes

Well both of the Rioters did at least say there were problems with Dynamic Queue. But they didn't offer a convincing argument as to how its superior to solo queue and the changes they were talking about sounded pretty bad too.

Virgin Ray26 votes

gbay99 is 24, hes old enough.

THE RlVER KlNG29 votes

Yeah, l just thought he looked super young in that shot.

Gogo Tomag02 votes

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Yeah, l just thought he looked super young in that shot.

I agreed. Some peoples just doesn't look aging.

Virgin Ray1 votes

I guess he should join Immortals if you know what I mean.

Boomerangbro23 votes

I feel like Gbay knew what to say, he was just too afraid to voice it. Riot is too quick to shoot down opposing ideas.

Covert Ops Gnar19 votes

"Dynamic Queue is like a bucket"

THE RlVER KlNG19 votes

In the very beginning, Socrates was talking about buckets, then he transitioned into marbles and jars

Covert Ops Gnar4 votes

I know

rtbf22561824116 votes

Hahaha! Even though it does seem like that Riot is well aware of the issues this post is pretty good and it isn't untasteful mocking. +1 man.

ChaosThief14 votes

This is a blessing on humanity.

Making satirical jokes over what others are creating hellstorms over.

+1

Drahcir13 votes

Upvoted at the "this table isn't even round" i give these a 9/11.

precambria2 votes

Yeah best one imo, it wasn't round in any sense I think they never read the tales Of King Arthur the whole concept of a round table is everyone is equal.. "we can't say" or "get some friends than" it reminded me of AA's message to Agnostics "hey there we heard you were a solo player, the good news is you won't be for long!!!"

Teslyn10 votes

got me with the marble thing.. whenever anything comes out i play it in the back ground, but i started hearing marbles in a bucket conversation and i was like.. o .. this is when the bullshit is justified.

THE RlVER KlNG11 votes

Yeah at a certain point Socrates just started trying too hard

XRSunion9 votes

I didn't watch the video due to lack of interest in PR stuff.

This post succeeded in destroying my sides to the point that I will go watch it RIGHT NOW while I wait for them to grow back.

THE RlVER KlNG15 votes

LOL the video itself is a chore to sit through, basically just Lobster and Socrates being all defensive towards Scarra with gbay chiming in like once every 10 minutes and Pwyff not really saying much.

LankPants11 votes

It really felt like Gbay never talked the whole time. Scarra was great, he was bringing up good points and actually grilling them, Gbay just looked confused.

THE RlVER KlNG7 votes

Yeah he talked like maybe 2-3 times, and each time was to give a monologue disproving whatever Lobster last said. Scarra was the best part of the whole half hour thing!

MrWasjig3 votes

Yeah he talked like maybe 2-3 times, and each time was to give a monologue disproving whatever Lobster last said

If you ask me, that's all he **needed ** to say. Sometimes, less is more.

The Deckowner10 votes

Gbay probabaly isn't used to talking in such enviornment, so he only spoke when pweff told him to.

XRSunion4 votes

Watched it. Your description sums it up pretty perfectly.

I think Socrates should have rehearsed beforehand; he seems to suffer from the classic problem of someone who understands how something works but has no idea how to explain it to someone outside of his workplace.

I also think Pwyff's role was as a moderator which I think should have been stated outright instead of necessarily calling it a "roundtable" discussion (otherwise, YES, they should have gone to IKEA and bought a ROUND TABLE, DANGIT)

Lobster contributed nothing that Socrates didn't already say other than maybe sounding a bit more apologetic

Gbay.........was basically a parrot on Scarra's shoulder

Scarra was the only one who made this not feel like a waste of time. I have no opinion on this whole thing as an extremely casual player but, from an argumentative standpoint, he presented the anti-DQ argument well and succinctly. In comparison, Socrates (and Lobster?)'s pro-Solo queue argument just sounded like "Dynamic queue isn't going well because we tried to do a thing. We're still trying to do that thing. Riot's scattered structure and the size of the game means we have no idea how exactly we're going to do that thing but...uhhhh....bear with us"

Silverthane8 votes

You made me lol at an otherwise infuriating topic and video. Thank you.

Teslyn6 votes

i am working on something right now.. hopefully its funny.

Qiy4na5 votes

k a t a r i n a t a k e s n o s k i l l lost it*[slayer-jinx-wink]*

LICENSED HOOKER4 votes

If only you could upvote someone multiple times.. Anyway

http://i.imgur.com/GtpD0xh.gif

JerulEon3 votes

Oh my god, I laughed my ass off reading these XD So funny man..

Chatillon3 votes

XD

rescued2 votes

oh my gosh i laughed so hard

MomOnRampage2 votes

omg you cannot believe how hard I laughed xDDD

Grashnim2 votes

I think he stopped talking about buckets because he realized... https://newstoaddotnet.files.wordpress.com/2014/08/shit-bucket-challenge.jpg

FastAsHeck1 votes

Well memed [slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

Gnart Even Close1 votes

This is hilarious, and I actually liked the video. You deserve many more than one upvote per person sir

Vesarixx1 votes

I liked Frost primes video on this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0VZ9s28CTBs

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