I got a whole new concept for an item, it's beautiful

It's called dem boots of "not-sucking-dick" which can only be bought for the enemy team, you buy em, and suddenly, they don't tower dive you at full health anymore, I'm a genius for this one, Riot will hire me for sure now.[slayer-pantheon-thumbs]

I also still can't find my socks, someone contact me at [email protected] for all your shoehorn needs.