Your Favorite Champion Now Lives With You
What is different? What is it like? Do you like it? What do other people think about you now? What are your thoughts on this?
For me it's 
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Can't step on any spiders, or I'll have to face her and face her wrath >.> And now there are cobwebs everywhere inside and out and spiders infest every single corner. Not too sure if I like spiders enough to live like this . Oh, and now everybody thinks that I'm mad since I live with a part human, part spider who eats humans. Welp, better get used to living with everyone thinking I'm a weirdo. Sigh.
I could live with it.
R.I.P
: "Hey, I'm just gonna go take a long walk through the jungle and BATHE IN THE BLOOD OF THOSE WHO OPPO-"
Free air conditioning and free ice cubes :)
- Things get a bit stricter. A lot more rules to follow, a lot more chores to do, but it keeps the place utterly immaculate. Nothing is wasted and everything is always clean. I still don't know what she looks like under that armor since she wears it all the time. But at least I can troll Jehovah's Witnesses by letting her answer the door.
- I'm used to being around goths and emos so I could get used to her pretty quickly. She'd be best friends with the guinea pig because the guinea pig likes everybody. Would be focused on making her some friends so she's not so gloomy all the time. Also, free baked goods whenever I come hope, that'd be pretty sweet.
- The last time I let her play League, she raged so hard the house burned down and she spent half an hour in dragon form trying to fight the firemen. Once pacified by fire hoses, she changed back, apologized, and offered to put me up at 'her friend Jarvan's' place. I now live in a marble palace. Sweet.
- I get many angry calls from Verizon about my internet usage. Then I discover Viktor has optimized the connection, hijacked the pipeline, and hacked into Riot's database to set up his desktop as an East Coast server specifically so he can play with zero ping. Clever bastard. Eventually he upgrades the house to be entirely self-sustaining and I never need to move again.
I'm not even sure how he would fit in the house...
I think this would be pretty alright. Pretty much no downsides. His noises are kind of awesome and would probably help me sleep lol.
Basically living alone.
I would always feel safe at all times.
I am now an insomniac
Total brofest all the time.
This would be swell.
He better not eat all my food.
<3
run out of toilet paper and you have to buy a new house
BRAND GODDAMMIT MY HOUSE IS ON FIRE WHAT THE HELL DID YOU DO
Air condition for days with her at this time of the year 
My damn fridge is filled with oranges.
Rengar, please stop decorating my house with skulls.
Soldier servants
Well, he'll punch through most of the walls of my house to make it so he can actually get through. My living room, is living room for Skarner. Though, if he sheds at all, I'm rich.
Probally tie me up and do things to me ;) Also, i would be under constant CIA surveillance because of bombings in the area
Always invis and watches me do things, idk why but he just does
Real bro, but has an anger issue. He also likes steak....
Silently judges everyone in the house, but likes hugs and being called a good bear
Now I get to worry about a bug thing trying to eat everything and become the ultimate predator. There's is also shedded skin everywhere from all the evolutions... and spikes stuck in the wall... this really wasn't a smart decision.
Voidlings are everywhere but are pretty cool, however I do have an issue with the excess amount of pure void energy pouring into the house.....and I think a voidling is eating my neighbors dog that's kinda awkward
would be the best ever.
smart, determined, probably very nice to have around
Me: "Don't look at her, don't look at her..."
I now have the coolest ride
Going with me to the grocery store to look for general du couteau
Pranks all day
I get homeschooled and she can teach me how to position good ;)
: As long as he cleans up the blood, I'm cool with it. I mean, I can stand the puns because my father's just as bad when it comes to bad jokes, so I have experience dealing with that shit. And I bet he could help with sowing costumes (because we all know those pants are from a circus tent)
: Need a barn or something for Bristle, but hey: Cool ride. And Bristle's not too shabby either ;)
