To be fair, you have to have a very high IQ to play Zoe

Pubbi·12/29/2017, 10:00:43 AM·26 votes·1,039 views

Paddle star is extremely subtle, and without a solid grasp of theoretical physics most of your Q's will go right over a typical player's head. There’s also Zoe's nihilistic outlook, which is deftly woven into her characterisation- her personal philosophy draws heavily from The Doctrine Of Fascism, for instance. The players understand this stuff; they have the intellectual capacity to truly appreciate the depths of her jokes, to realise that they’re not just funny- they say something deep about LIFE. As a consequence people who dislike Zoe players truly ARE idiots- of course they wouldn’t appreciate, for instance, the humour in Zoe's existential catchphrase “Ha! Let's get vloopy! ” which itself is a cryptic reference to Turgenev’s Russian epic Fathers and Sons. I’m smirking right now just imagining one of those addlepated simpletons scratching their heads in confusion as Dan Harmon’s genius wit unfolds itself on their monitors. What fools.. how I pity them. 😂

11 Comments

abca9812/29/2017, 10:55:17 AM10 votes

I hope people realize this is based on the Rick and Morty copypaste before they keep disliking.

Eternal Torment12/29/2017, 2:40:45 PM7 votes

This is the kinda quality shitpostings i like to see. Rick and morty memes are lit

FireDrizzle12/29/2017, 2:54:36 PM4 votes

Needed more editing. Like, as far as I'm aware Dan harmon had nothing to do with Zoe.

ªTeemo12/30/2017, 4:09:03 PM3 votes

While my IQ may not be as high as someone who plays Zoe. My IQ is high enough to know that I should ban her.

Pubbi1/1/2018, 9:05:32 AM1 votes

lulface

TKM Axe12/30/2017, 3:28:51 PM1 votes

I am proud to be a zoe main!

Friendly Ram12/30/2017, 3:48:44 PM1 votes

Hey shouldn't this be in gameplay?

Bronze 6 Yasuo12/29/2017, 10:30:52 AM1 votes

Wtf

Edit: nvm this is rick and morty lol