If You Could Rename Champions Abilities, What Would You Name Them?

For me it would be these

Q - Let's play a game of grab ass E - Their after me lucky charms Q - I wanna rock (and I would have that line of the song play when he does it)

EDIT: Thought of some more

E - Bumrush R - Bullet BIll Brands new E - Roast: Brand hurls insults at target enemy champion, reducing their street cred by 15 Janna's new R - Safe Space: Janna becomes triggered and creates a zone that pushes away everyone she doesn't like and restores health to like minded SJW's.