Pick your Harrowing death

NA Darklarik·10/29/2015, 11:34:02 PM·4 votes·1,466 views
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So, lets imagine the Harrowing has come, your in the unlucky side of Bilgewater when it hits, and you know your done for. Might as well pick your poison, or Specter... to die too(after all each one comes with different 'benefits'),_ so here are your options_:

  1. Hecarim: Death by Hecarim involves being run through with his giant fiery glaive (which is roughly the size of your Torso based on the description in his story), after off course, he scares the living crap out of you with his charge of doom. Death would be pretty much instantaneous, since the sudden trauma brought about from a giant metal centaur would cause instant death... after which, your spirit will be simply set free, lose, one more of the mist, since Hecarim has no interest in enslaving or taking you into his ranks.
  2. Thresh: Death by Thresh is a pretty awesome thing, it usually involved being run through with several hooked chains through several off your limbs, usually first through your hands and legs to retrain you, then through you gut, lungs, groin, chest, and neck, _ albeit you dont die right away_ , You will get to suffer for some long excruciating seconds, chocking on your own blood, depending on how long Thresh has sought you out you might be shown family members or friends hes hunted down just for the lolz of making your end that much more horrible. After that, he will usually pull on his chains and tear you apart slowly limb from limb, before enslaving your soul in his lantern for an eternity of continued torment along side other broken bat shit crazy screaming souls. Sounds neat right?
  3. Kalista: Death by Kalista involves suicide, unless of course, you betrayed someone, in which case prepared to die quickly via impalement by 2-3 spears and then having your soul simply added to the black mist. However, if you havent been a jerkass, you willl have a chance at killing yourself via impalement, which, aint quick, itll hurt like hell for some solid seconds as your blood drains out and you get to feel the pain of a big ass spear in your stomach or heart (depending where you run yourself through). After which, you and Kalista will become ghost buddies and go hunt whoever wronged you, if no one done you wrong, you will probably help her to hunt someone else who made a pledge with her. For all eternity (or until she avenges herself?).
  4. Karthus: Death by Karthus involves first hearing a melodic song that will bring you to tears, among-st of course, your absolute terror at the site of him and his chorus. You might find some solace of comfort in his words, as he will re-assure you that your about to get a very sweet release and an eternity of bliss, after which you will be almost disintegrated rather quickly and not very painfully, and before you know it, you will be in a state of eternal peace (albeit you will want to kill stuff so they also feel said peace) and join his neat chorus of souls to hunt down those closest to you to join you. Long term, you might have your whole family and friends by your side. Kinda boring, singing bout how happy you are for all eternity....
  5. Mordekaiser: Death by Mordekaiser can happen in a variety of ways, most of which are instanteous and equaly gruesome. You got a random choice between being crushed by a giant mace, being torn to shreds by flying metal shards, having your body ravaged by a necromantic- energy blast, or simply being chocked to death by his big metal hand. After this, your soul will be powerless to his own commands, you will have no control over yourself, simple riding in your soul-ride as you watch him tell you what to do, usually slaughter your dearest friends of comrades or family to join his legion of undead, forever (or until someone destroys his bones... luck wit' that).

So, those are your options, which will be your end? And tell us why you picked which?

17 Comments

Kitty Darkstar10/29/2015, 11:47:06 PM3 votes

These are all terrible options! Especially Thresh

Zitoshi10/30/2015, 2:30:46 AM3 votes

yeah, I'm going for Karthus on this one

Fowus10/31/2015, 12:27:25 AM2 votes

Kalista, if I go down, whoever backstabbed me is too

Kyoukocola10/30/2015, 9:20:03 AM2 votes

I would like Karthus' one and change the chrous to make all those who hear my song to get rickrolled.

Maximum Zilean10/31/2015, 12:01:46 AM2 votes

I would go with either Morde or Kalista

With Mordekaiser, being smashed by that mace would be a quick death atleast...

With Kalista, I atleast get the feeling of satisfaction of someone who wronged me dieing also.

Embertine11/3/2015, 4:34:12 PM1 votes

I'd chose to die by Kalista spears. Because at least then my soul would not be enslaved or condemned to eternal torment. It's a quick death and would most likely be justified as I would have to have betrayed someone in a pretty bad way for this death to occur. I wouldn't be the one summoning her because then you become eternally bound to her and eventually your soul is lost within the legion of souls that is Kalista. Then again if you go by every champions' lore, it would actually be Kindred whom releases me from life. But that's assuming Riot's lore is continuous between all champions and not bound only to certain ones.

NA Darklarik11/3/2015, 4:20:48 PM1 votes

Karthus sure is a sweet talker Everyone is going with him

athame10/30/2015, 1:10:31 AM1 votes

Kalista- i myself have experienced betrayal many times over of variable magnitude, and find Betrayal to be just wrong in the first place so, go Spirit of Vengeance!

Terozu10/30/2015, 12:34:41 AM1 votes

Kalista, I've never betrayed anyone so it would be an honor to serve her and help those who've been wronged by her side if her ore is truly accurate she's the only one that's a good guy...

Shroom Junkie10/30/2015, 2:03:50 AM1 votes

Mordekaiser reminds me of the Goa'uld...

Though personally I'd choose Hecarim, because it would be terrible dying in the first place but at least you wouldn't suffer like everyone else. The only other good choice is Karthus, and like you said, it would be kind of boring singing for the rest of eternity...

Claviature10/30/2015, 2:08:36 AM1 votes

Thresh. I've always been a bit kinky.