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If I had the powers to do anything...

BeatzBoyFTW··3 votes·519 views

I wished for powers that can permaban anyone who gives me a shitty time, such as the following:

#Scenario 1

**Me: **top A: mid B: autolocks mid B: lol imma try AD Singed mid, dun be mad pls A: ...... Me: Ok, it's cool

After game finishes......

B: This account has been permanently suspended B: WTFSDFNJGPWWAISSDKJADNDUGRIIEJIRYQWMMS!!!?!?!?!?!?!? Me: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you.jpg

#Scenario 2

Me: Hey Support Morgana, you're already ganked dead like 10 times, and you're still trying to rush FQB with no Sightstone. Get Sightstone for the love of god, pls.... Morgana: Stfu Me: K....

After game finishes.......

Morgana: This account has been permanently suspended Morgana: WTFEDKOFPQWHKDSNADAJSNASODJWDO?!?!??!?!?!?!???!?? Me: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you.jpg

#Scenario 3

Teammate Varus gave first blood

Varus: Alright, gonna afk. Me: Are you suuuuuuuure? :3 Varus: Uhh yea? Me: Are you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY SURE?? **Varus:**Yea, and stfu already. A Summoner has disconnected Me: Sigh, people never learn...

After game finishes......

Varus: This account has been permanently suspended Varus: What in the world....? Me: Well, I did ask if you're sure, but you decided to not care, gave tons of warnings, not my fault you're still being a dick, w/e....

4 Comments

VictoryDance963 votes

"Power tends to corrupt, and absolute power corrupts absolutely."

  • John Dalberg-Acton

That is being a real a**hole. Especially Scenario 1. Scenario 2 you can just report for feeding. Scenario 3 you report for AFK. RITO gives bans, and that is the end of it.

Jas3Bae1 votes

joke jōk noun 1. a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline. "she was in a mood to tell jokes" synonyms: funny story, jest, witticism, quip; More verb 1. make jokes; talk humorously or flippantly. "she could laugh and joke with her colleagues" synonyms: tell jokes, crack jokes; jest, banter, quip; informal: wise crack, josh "she laughed and joked with the guests" fool, fool around, play a trick, play a practical joke, tease; informal: kid, fun, pull (someone's leg), pull/jerk/yank someone's chain, make a monkey out of someone, put someone on "they didn't realize you were only joking"

WyvernEgg1 votes

TL;DR

Shroom Junkie1 votes

I'd do everything I ever wanted to do. 'Nuff said.

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