If I had the powers to do anything...

I wished for powers that can permaban anyone who gives me a shitty time, such as the following:

#Scenario 1

**Me: **top A: mid B: autolocks mid B: lol imma try AD Singed mid, dun be mad pls A: ...... Me: Ok, it's cool

After game finishes......

B: This account has been permanently suspended B: WTFSDFNJGPWWAISSDKJADNDUGRIIEJIRYQWMMS!!!?!?!?!?!?!? Me: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you.jpg

#Scenario 2

Me: Hey Support Morgana, you're already ganked dead like 10 times, and you're still trying to rush FQB with no Sightstone. Get Sightstone for the love of god, pls.... Morgana: Stfu Me: K....

After game finishes.......

Morgana: This account has been permanently suspended Morgana: WTFEDKOFPQWHKDSNADAJSNASODJWDO?!?!??!?!?!?!???!?? Me: http://weknowmemes.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/good-good-let-the-butthurt-flow-through-you.jpg

#Scenario 3

Teammate Varus gave first blood

Varus: Alright, gonna afk. Me: Are you suuuuuuuure? :3 Varus: Uhh yea? Me: Are you REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEALLY SURE?? **Varus:**Yea, and stfu already. A Summoner has disconnected Me: Sigh, people never learn...

After game finishes......

Varus: This account has been permanently suspended Varus: What in the world....? Me: Well, I did ask if you're sure, but you decided to not care, gave tons of warnings, not my fault you're still being a dick, w/e....