Dear...

If this thread survives.. It shall be my rant thread. I started off with some general ones for all the roles and I will add more as I have complaints to make about individual players I encounter. Feel free to add your own [slayer-jinx-catface]

Dear ADC;
Please play more aggressively. I will help you and I will not fail you. Please don't forget that 3 of my 4 spells are dedicated to keeping you alive and that last one still kind of helps anyways. Also I have all my spells on self-cast so if someone uses Zhonya's and I accidently ult myself instead of them because they're untargetable I'm so sorry. x.x - Your Support

Dear Support;
I don't rely on you. You are my not my crutch. I expect you to and play as if you are going to fail at everything you do. I've found that if I think differently. You will fail and I will die because you thought it would be a good idea to make me run faster rather than turn this fucking Rengar into a squirrel. If I wasn't relying on you I wouldn't have gotten myself into that shitty situation in the first place. It's awesome when you do save my life or carry me through a teamfight... But I do not expect it. - Your ADC

Dear Jungler; Please gank. Do you honestly enjoy having no player interaction whatsoever, going from jungle camp to jungle camp doing nothing but farming? I certainly don't. However, Please don't gank if you plan on walking into my lane from behind me. Why you would ever do such a thing is beyond me. When you gank I'd prefer if you came from the fog of war and behind the enemy so that they have minimal chance of escape. I just don't understand why at least 10% think it's a good idea to gank from behind my own tower. Finally, if you counter-gank I will actually find someone to perform oral sex on you. - Your Laner

Dear Laner; For the love of all that is good and holy. STOP PUSHING ARGH!! Why are you asking me to gank while you have 18 minions shoved under their tower and your opponent is still full HP. I don't give a fak what you think.. I'm not diving. Stop pushing so I can come help you without risking a double kill for the enemy jungler or even your opponent because your ass is too jumpy to freeze the lane. Aaaaand, when I do gank it would be nice if you could start a fight before I get there. If you can get them to use their cooldowns this gank will go so much easier on us; I promise <3. Also, don't bitch at me if your getting camped. Sure I would have come helped before but now both your opponent and Lee Sin are 4/0, you still haven't dropped a ward and I still don't have a kill because every lane is fking pushing and your always dead so all I have to farm are these dumbass jungle camps. - Your Jungler