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sgtcarrotop3 votes

Marble Malphite looks like white dried dog shit. It's the spikes on his back, they are literal dried up dog turds. That being said best skin. No other skin allows me to hurl a metric ton of shit at my enemy with mach speed.

Excitidly Insane7 votes

[zombie-brand-mindblown]

Now I need this skin to become the fastest moving pile of crap the Rift has ever seen.

EvilRabbitt1 votes

[zombie-nunu-tears] Rip Nasus . You're digestion never looked so lethal.

Virgin Ray1 votes

Donkey X Malphite Fanfiction no!!!

Kitty Darkstar5 votes

brb writing it

Virgin Ray17 votes

As his smooth rock slides aggressively inside my........

Catastrop9 votes

Oh my.....

Saphixia5 votes

thats just Taric outrageous

The Lexer2 votes

Rock Solid baby!

macromite3 votes

donkey was stuck between a rock and a hard place.

Malphite really was rock solid.

Malphite was going as fast as he could.

donkey needed to stay down for this encounter.

the proper context would be a gif of malphite spamming laugh, but I couldn't find one.

Death by Glamour1 votes

no mention of his unstoppable force?

[slayer-jinx-wink]

Mhihnj1 votes

that would make it monkey. Also, donkey is already married to a DRAGON.

IGotScuttleCrabs2 votes

Donkey X Malphite X Shyvana love triangle?

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