"Let's see how your attitude is after you almost drown, tough guy." Aqua Prison
Me: splash "Brblugurabl... Urg... Blup... Blip..." gasssp, cough, wheeze "I'm sorry I'm sorry! Don't drown me!!! sobs uncontrollably
AYYYY LES GO DUDE 
"I see water!"
"They are called tears"
: I suggest you shut your mouth.
Oh... oh dear... >the following is no longer boards appropriate<
-as long as you don't touch my fucking scroll
-oo a fiesty one
EMBRACE THE RAGE HAHAHAHAHAHA
No technique is forbidden
Music to my ears
Shrug
You're working up my appetite summoner..
. . . .
I don't see anything wrong here
QUIET MINION!
:)
Brand would laugh and laugh if his summoner flamed the enemy.
"Leave the foul talk to the aces, rookie."
"If foul language is all you know, at least learn to use your words correctly."
"Now now, there's no need to be rude. We're all here just to have fun."
-Polymorphs- ''Let's wash your mouth with all the colors.''
I remember some Solari elders who were toxic once....it didn't turn out well for them....
- I would eat you summoner, but I'd rather not get poisoned. ... Nom nom nom!
- Now that is anything but beautiful.
- If I ate you, would I learn how to be trash?
Run it down mid, hehe xd
So many noobs, Will matchmaking ever find true balance
"How about a drink?"
That's it, now get outta here an' claim some land for yourself, AS LONG AS IT AIN'T MINE!
: Condescending Chiming
You call that Roaring?
Shut up, weeb. Someone as weak as you dont have the RIGHT to say that.
You tell'em.
Now now, it's going to be alright...
Ugh, you're so boring to hang out with when you're negative...
You remind me of my ex.
All i want is some peace and quiet!
Oh yes, the blood flow accelerates...
Metal hand sign
Hey! I almost respect you for that!
Not the right time for an ult, girl. But i like your spirit.
Let's see...
... looks like I'm going to die, and I won't even see it coming.
but what about... 
and hamstrung...
...
I'll just not be toxic.
"So young, so naïve!"
Ok.
would probably just join in on insulting them.
"And you're ugly too!"
**
Disapointed stare of a thousand paternal figures**
I guess you don't want to play with my tails after all.
"Ah, the sweet tones of misery."
"Smiles, everyone, smiles!"
"I'm trying to care but I just can't!"
"You tell em"
"Shut your mouth kid, or you'll find yourself respawning at home." (her actual taunt line)
Alternatively, if we already had a relationship: "Calm your tits or you don't get to touch mine."
Pretty sure one or the other works to cover virtually all circumstances.
hmm... not enough meat. but at least the flavor was good.
of course, that would be any case where i encountered my main
Toxic? What is that word... Although, I imagine should I ever go that far.
: Good work, now we just need to tap them once.
You know what, I believe that if I ever were to be toxic those guys would kill me.
Me: HOLY SHIT SONA WHY THE HELL ARE YOU 1/12/10 WHERE IS YOUR LICH BANE LIKE HOLY SHIT GG
Strikes a chord that calms
Me: sighs relaxedly Thank you Sona. I appreciate you carrying me in the early game, which has allowed me to perform my role properly as the AD Carry. /all GGWP everyone, commends for Sona please :)
Enemy Lucian/Jhin: kys
Me & Sona: Internal screaming intensifies
This reminds me of the time I played , got really mad, and shouted at the screen.
He said, "Right back at you."
I tried to silence a rager once. Then I realized a toggled mute button was more effective.
more...moRE....MORE!!!
"BWAHAHAHAHAAARGGH NOW THAT'S MORE LIKE IT"
The way she says it, feels connected.
"They've crossed the line." "A necessary strike." "It must come to pass." "For those who were lost." "The time for talk is over." "Sacrifices must be made." "Violence to end violence." .... "Burdens of the past." "I am awakened."
Does someone need a dunking?
Boy, you've got another thing coming.
Whatever.
: What delightful agony we shall inflict
: Creature appears to seek its maternal unit
: Who will be next?
: their impudence ends
silences me
Salt appears to serve no function.
No cure for fools..
+ rage =
