When your opponent is so bad they dodge your skillshot because they didn't try to juke

abdul569·May 30, 2017·115 votes·3,189 views

and you're like this when they continue walking in a straight line:

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33 Comments

NekoniClawsMay 30, 201736 votes

Thresh life.

I'm pretty sure I missed someone because they DC'd once.

RainbowIceeMay 31, 20176 votes

I lived once through a barrage of graves assault and ult because he blinded me. I couldn't see shit i had like 100 hp i was under my tower i just stood still like "well shit" he was soo sure i was going to keep walking back he E > Q > R behind me and missed, everyone was like impressed like "holy shit that was good, how you lived? Me: I had no idea wts was going on... " Some times is just silly psychological effect that saves you.

FaustavianMay 31, 20172 votes

Same, I've gone on some "madlife" urges and hooked a few people out of stealth at max range, but DAYUM if someone DC'ing hasn't made me miss a few.

*I've also dodges a hook because I've DC'd once, it was great

UnboundHadesMay 30, 201724 votes

I have legit missed someone with a full combo because they where so bad they didn't move at all

abdul569May 30, 20171 votes

on which champ?

UnboundHadesMay 30, 201719 votes

xerath

crippler38May 30, 201724 votes

that's what we call a next level outplay.

LeBlanc JameśMay 30, 201712 votes

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I have legit missed someone with a full combo because they where so bad they didn't move at all

If you missed your entire combo, who's bad?

LitzkriegMay 31, 20174 votes

http://i.imgur.com/o8Thg9J.gifv

nGioMay 31, 20174 votes

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I have legit missed someone with a full combo because they where so bad they didn't move at all

While I've legit dodged skill shots while standing still, because the person was so bad at skill shots that they thought I'd just continue walking into the direction they shot it.

ItzBongozJun 1, 20172 votes

Zed "The unseen ~~blade~~ movement is the deadliest."

58697132DEL1May 30, 201717 votes

OH but my favorite type of like "highlight" plays, is when someone predicts shit like flashes or blinks with their skillshot.

they probably look at their team like https://68.media.tumblr.com/b85df817deb6a1afeb5909890c05f943/tumblr_nk77pzqRJ91u349k0o1_500.gif

JoseraphMay 30, 201712 votes

Tilting Zeds, Ekkos and LeBlancs with this is funny, because some of them truly don't know how the hell you predicted them.

Oakleaf RangerMay 31, 20171 votes

Was a fucking Elise god a couple games ago. Not even flash was going stop me from stunning bitches.

FairyfleurMay 31, 201716 votes

Or, they predicted you predicting them, and predicted that walking a straight line would work.

abdul569May 31, 201722 votes

I'm in bronze. no one is that intelligent.

LichKing234May 31, 20174 votes

nah in bronze they are if they where in Dirt 5 to Cardboard 2 then you would have a point

WngNutMay 31, 20178 votes

My plat friend when he plays with me and my bronze/silver friends, it's hilarious seeing him get tilted because he expects the enemy to do something good and they do something like this instead.

LauchmelderMay 31, 20171 votes

I was gold for 2 seasons and the same shit happens to me in silver. It tilts me so hard...

It Hertz When IPMay 31, 20178 votes

I mean, you missed the skillshot, so clearly their strategy is working.

Arìes WíndMay 30, 20173 votes

Well its your bad, not seeing that your oppenent is bad and have a Silver pathing so you don't have to juke their dodge too tho, correct me if im wrong xD

ThefrostyvikingMay 31, 20173 votes

So wait this is the secret to the villains in lucky luke? The ones that shoot the walls around people but not the the people themselves if they stand in a weird pose? Because they expected movement...........

And for that matter.....i´ve personally missed a ton of Sona ults, Syndra´s E and even a few ori ults and lux ults because people didn't even try to dodge, they just......shamelessly kept running or used some movement ability in a straight line or something and my aim correction made in expectation of their jukes were all for naught ;_;

All my predictions, very terribly wasted.

Needless to say, these days i make sure that i´ve landed CC first before i try any gambling with important skillshots,twice so against mobile targets x) ' Oh and in case of needing to hit my Sona ulti i usually present my ADC as bait, it works 9/10 times, the only time it doesn't is when someone decides they won't fall for the same trick for the 5th time.

CatastropMay 30, 20172 votes

I had happen to me with Zyra once, I threw my E expecting to hit the Cait and save my ADC's life, instead it missed because she just stood still auto attacking. I went into a rage in /all "Like do you have no survival instinct at all????" Classic outplaying of one's own self.

ItsbeghdevJun 1, 20171 votes

another question to ask someone who stands still attacking is "do you even try to orbwalk?"

PaquayMay 31, 20171 votes

The worst part is you look silly for trying to predict their jukes when when you whiff. I've had teammates go, how did you miss that?? Well... I wasn't anticipating the 100 hp squishy to remain still.