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Can we just delete Melee champions already?

DrCyanide·1/3/2019, 4:03:51 PM·4 votes·1,629 views

After seeing many complaints about the state of top lane, I think the easiest solution is to just delete Melee champions. Here's why.

  1. Melee's are always oppressed by Ranged in Top Lane, unable to complete
  2. Melee's are always overbearing when they show up in Mid Lane
  3. Melee's are always so tanky, and there's no room for tanks in a boom-boom-burst meta
  4. Master Yi, Tryndamere, Riven, Jax, and Zed are Melee. Obviously the problem is that they're Melee, and they'd be balanced if they were Ranged.
  5. Juggernaut update was the beginning of the end of League of Legends, and Juggernauts are Melee, therefore Melee champions contribute to the decline of League.
  6. The game has too many champions. Deleting the Melee champions frees up more space on the harddrive and the brain.

14 Comments

Bent Pixels1/3/2019, 4:06:59 PM2 votes

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help

Moody P1/3/2019, 4:11:05 PM2 votes

Just make them ranged

If everyone is ranged, no one is

Phieldworker1/3/2019, 4:20:49 PM2 votes

That would kill diversity in the game. Plus I love 100 bad guys with swords. (Aladdin reference)

WyvernEgg1/3/2019, 7:01:29 PM2 votes

no

Inteference1/3/2019, 6:06:45 PM

1.Not true.I actually shit on any ranged champion I get to play against. 2.Again,not necessarily true. 3.Not all are tanky. 4.Just because they're all melee doesn't mean that's the problem. 5.Note that the statement'Melee champions contribute to the decline of league' would be wrong because while Juggernauts are melee,not all melee champions are juggernauts. 6.Why delete the melee champions only?Ranged champions can also be deleted,and according to your statement 1,doesn't it sound more logical to delete the ranged champions?