http://ci.memecdn.com/795/6573795.jpg
Mentally questions it
http://i3.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/552/073/ea3
If I ate those oranges... What would happen to you?
Considering that Satan still has that restraining order? No.
What if I gave you an ancient potion?
http://images2.wikia.nocookie.net/__cb20100611135417/monsterhunter/images/e/e5/ItemIcon045g.png
It's quite the potent healing item.
What do teemo mushrooms count as if you have Mushroomancer?
I wouldn't want to find out honestly.
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DON'T QUESTION IT
(pssst! Type ?noredirect to the end of that gif's url to make it work without clicking)
"Violins solves everything."
Hey you thief! Lol
I think we can all agree on this one.
and it's not even a real weapon.
Just imagine if it was ...
You. I like you.
http://img10.deviantart.net/ba28/i/2015/047/0/e/arcade_miss_fortune_by_keikei11-d863a22.jpg
Trust me, you don't get more retro swaggy than with Lightguns.
While Battle Boss Veigar's power gauntlet still exists, I don't think so.
Whisper. Badass? Arguably. Swaggy? Four sure.
damn you and your numbers!
http://www.iconarchive.com/download/i78576/chrisl21/minecraft/Stone-Shovel.ico
(This is not a buddhist monk watchamacallit)
Fiora's poolnoodle
's
She literally smacks you in the face with her idol, deal with it.
... I can't believe you forgot about the best weapon in league...
Viktor's staff is way cooler. Also Viktor is way cooler.
victors so cool... said no one EVER. so SHUT UP. Jayce is PERFECTION.
WHY ISN'T WHISPER THE FOURTH OPTION?
cause i like to be evil. that's why.
That's not being evil, that's just a enourmous disrespect towards ART.
Also you posted a picture of a clock hand. The zero drive is the thing on his back
http://lolwp.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/Aatrox-Classic.jpg
This thing. This thing is a beast. (lore-wise anyways.)
But if we wanna get real swaggy: https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/564x/67/14/58/671458463c071a42b0eaf561cc6261de.jpg
Riot, we still need a champion that uses this weapon. I'm not sure if Blood Moon Shen counts.
I'LL BEAT YOU TO DEATH WITH YOUR OWN BLOOD!
Archduke
's cane.
Sir Pimpmaster Nasus's Asskickery Cane, as many professionals refer to it.
hat
, but don't tell anyone.
It's a secret.
http://cdn.leagueoflegends.com/apollo/content/braum-fanart/yy6242.png
Nothing else to say
Whisper FTW
You dont' have to like him, but I'm 100% always going to be biased toward arm blades :/ 
Too much Assassin's Creed I guess
Aatrox's sword turns him into a veritable god of carnage lorewise
Lamb's bow is still the best IMO.
I like Nasus' Soul Staff, especially in the Archduke skin.
Kha'zix's claws
Olafs beard
Don't forget the belt buckle.