Edit: Oh my Demacia! So many up votes and comments! Thanks for all the support, maybe one day I'll do another (cough cough Shen)
Warrior is red Runeglaive was blue You fucked up Darius Dont fuck Vel too
1 Upvote = 1 prayer for all reworks that ruined champions
Transgressor55 votesThis poem is lame My shit doesn't rhyme Velkoz makes League's Greatest hentai
CryingChicken3 votessounded like a rhyme to me you liar
KING OF MASKS7 votesThey're slant rhymes. :^)
Transgressor19 votesCorrect use of "they're".
Kreygasm
FloatzeI17 votesWhat's wrong with Darius?
And they already said that Vel'Koz isn't going to be changed much. Think of what they did to Corki rather than what they did to Graves. Expect barely any changes at all.
Meep Man3 votesThink what they did with Garen. Probably some new mechanic to make him not damage and damage and damage and damage and TRUE DAMAGE and damage....
AMYS GRAVE17 voteshaikus can be fun
but sometimes they don't make sense
disintegration
Wolfeur3 votesI too want a turn, Although I lack writing skills. Hope it is not bad.
VenomousVermin2 votesError 404 Your haiku could not be found Try again later
THESuperStuntMan15 votesI dunno, I think Darius is WAY more interesting than he was before the rework.
CatnipsEverdeen2 votesHe's more fun to mess around with now.
Captain Aishi3 voteshe's more interesting to some, far worse to others (me included, an ex-main)
but the fact remains that they completely reversed his playstyle and role in a teamcomp while calling that 'small scope changes'
Only Play Darius3 votesWhat was his original playstyle? "Obliterate the enemy laner and splitpush the rest of the game because you are worthless in teamfights."
Frankly what we have now is better.
kaltenashes2 votesYou, sir, are evil
Hate the champ update team, all the do is say screw you to the players that main a low pick champ and reworks it into the exact opposite of what it was wit op stats on release just to attract new players
"Play the new version or quit playing, we're never going to undo the rework because a few of the new players are enjoying it, go find someone else to main"
RIP 
(NOT MY BIRD, NOO ='/ )
Only Play Darius3 votesI played a shit ton of Darius before he got reworked, as fun as it was to crush toplaners and be a prick early game, it wasn't worth being useless outside of lane. I'm fully willing to have a weak early game if it means I can be a legitimate threat in fights, and it created an interesting dynamic where the team actually tries to help Darius get that first dunk in order to unlock his power so he can singlehandedly win the teamfight for them, whereas before his ult was little more than a KS'ing tool.
Quinn is one of my favorite ADC's, I loved her old ultimate to death but it just didn't fit on an ADC, at least not in it's current state. I feel they could have done better and kept it somehow, but I enjoy her being viable botlane and her incredible map presence truly is unique.
Meep Man11 votesWhat did they screw up with Darius?
Captain Aishi3 voteshis entire playstyle and uniqueness before the rework was that he was the only immobile, squishy melee champion with no sustain (by squishy i mean no skills that allow him to mitigate damage dealt to him) and he worked best lategame as a powerful duelist and splitpusher. His itemization was mostly offensive with only the defensive items you absolutely needed as the game went on
Reworked Darius has sustain based off of his health pool, and tons of free AD in his passive, making defensive itemization far more efficient (and desirable). his gutted attack speed, removal of the attack speed slow damaged his potential as a duelist by a lot, while the Q cast time preventing him from using basic attacks during the windup and lowered W ratio made his tower pushing power far weaker (by also making triforce go from his core item to being really bad on him)
they took a champion with a kit that has horrible teamfighting and forced it to work by implementing a gimmicky ball of stats passive
hopeful48 votesBoy you have no clue what you are talking about. Old Darius was straight up garbage and he didnt work anywhere. They took an obsolete champion and made him functional, while providing counterplay to his laning
SnowCyclone8 votesMY TURN
Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes sense Microwave
Ravklof6 votesDarius rework was amazing other than the balance issues. It made his Q a lot more skill based while still retaining his identity. His passive is amazing fun especially at lower elos like mine when people don't realize that letting darius proc his passive means you die.
ModCaptainMårvelous5 votesYour poem is bad. Your comparison too. When you freak about nothing It makes me blue.
DrProfVibeCheck3 votesYou want to talk poems? Sure, lets go! Lets give people reading A wonderful show!
kaltenashes1 votesi'm not having fun neither are you Warrior is red Runeglaive was blue
DrProfVibeCheck3 votesYou wanna talk colors? Why not talk about Lux! The master of light She knows her stuff.
kaltenashes1 votesWhat about pirates? Their king was Gangplank He ate his orange And never got rekt by Blitzcrank
Transgressor3 votesYour poems are bad No rhymes to be had What rhymes most with -plank Are memes that are dank
FurriesAreHot1 votesA poetic duel Is what you desire I'll give you a good one So bring it on dear sire!
Malicious Metal5 votesVel's in luck. He isn't wearing a metal suit so he'll probably be fine.
kaltenashes3 votesalso he doesnt have a bird by his side, so he wont get a free taxi ride
TallyZrg3 votesTentacle Vel'koz He loves to disintegrate ChampUp please don't touch
A Vel'koz Haiku
PePsiLemoNN2 votesVel'Koz is balanced Illaoi is not They'll try to do something And they'll fuck up
DrProfVibeCheck10 votesLemme try
Vel'koz is a mage Who has been healthy for years Why would you touch him? It will surely bring tears
As you can tell Many a rework can go sour Cass, Morde, Darius They make us sad for hours
But, look at the brightside! Maybe Vel'koz will be done well! Right now, we don't know But time will surely tell.
Transgressor7 votesYour poem is nice, Your rhymes are fresh. Ain't nobody got time for my shit. Velkoz-Illaoi tentacle joke. The end.
Biff Manly1 votesBrands are red Xeraths are blue Vel'Koz is purple But that's the only difference
Captain Aishi4 votesvelkoz is purple has three tentacles he's now jungle!
SeductiveGrandpa2 votesAll joking matter aside,
surprisingly we have a small amount of actually reworks that completely destroyed champions. I wonder why people always act as if there were more fucked up ones then successful ones...then again it is in the eye of the beholder.....( )
kaltenashes2 votes
FistOfSharkiesha1 votesPeople are especially apprehensive about a Vel'Koz rework because he's considered one of the most balanced and healthiest champions in the game alongside post-rework Sion. If they change him even by the slightest bit they could mess up his healthy gameplay.
Bootleg Gay1 votesVel'Koz isn't going to be touched, so don't worry about it too much.
Voidner36 votesHe is going to be...
Bootleg Gay1 votesI'm at least 183% he won't be touched. He's in a good spot, relatively new, and has a good core theme.
Voidner27 votesRiot already said they will touch him
Hello I am Bird28 voteshttp://i.imgur.com/pRUQFWe.png
Looks like he's touching something, too ;)
alfavhunter2 voteshttp://i.imgur.com/pRUQFWe.png
Looks like he's touching something, too ;)
That header cut off
Anal... Lol
junglerboy165 votesThat was kind of the point...
Trídent2 votes( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Melledoneus1 votesThis is why Riot's changing him. He's slowing the entries of champions tenfold because nobody wants to fight a gigantic tentacle monster engrossed in anal...ysing things.
NeoLeeCapo22 votesVel'Koz is going to do the touching.
Ariamis1 votesI wish they'd give Tristana her original eye color. That is all.
Edit: and also get rid of her rat feet.
FurriesAreHot2 votesDitto
