A Vel'Koz Poem

FurriesAreHot·1/22/2016, 4:08:07 PM·230 votes·5,163 views

Edit: Oh my Demacia! So many up votes and comments! Thanks for all the support, maybe one day I'll do another (cough cough Shen)

Warrior is red Runeglaive was blue You fucked up Darius Dont fuck Vel too

1 Upvote = 1 prayer for all reworks that ruined champions

97 Comments

Transgressor1/22/2016, 6:17:00 PM55 votes

This poem is lame My shit doesn't rhyme Velkoz makes League's Greatest hentai

FloatzeI1/22/2016, 5:57:52 PM17 votes

What's wrong with Darius?

And they already said that Vel'Koz isn't going to be changed much. Think of what they did to Corki rather than what they did to Graves. Expect barely any changes at all.

AMYS GRAVE1/22/2016, 9:24:52 PM17 votes

haikus can be fun but sometimes they don't make sense disintegration Velkoz

THESuperStuntMan1/22/2016, 6:59:51 PM15 votes

I dunno, I think Darius is WAY more interesting than he was before the rework.

Meep Man1/22/2016, 7:55:43 PM11 votes

What did they screw up with Darius?

SnowCyclone1/22/2016, 10:29:32 PM8 votes

MY TURN

Roses are red My name is Dave This poem makes sense Microwave

Ravklof1/22/2016, 7:24:18 PM6 votes

Darius rework was amazing other than the balance issues. It made his Q a lot more skill based while still retaining his identity. His passive is amazing fun especially at lower elos like mine when people don't realize that letting darius proc his passive means you die.

Malicious Metal1/22/2016, 9:49:27 PM5 votes

Vel's in luck. He isn't wearing a metal suit so he'll probably be fine.

ModCaptainMårvelous1/22/2016, 8:40:06 PM5 votes

Your poem is bad. Your comparison too. When you freak about nothing It makes me blue.

TallyZrg1/22/2016, 6:28:14 PM3 votes

Tentacle Vel'koz He loves to disintegrate ChampUp please don't touch

A Vel'koz Haiku

SeductiveGrandpa1/22/2016, 11:57:21 PM2 votes

All joking matter aside,

surprisingly we have a small amount of actually reworks that completely destroyed champions. I wonder why people always act as if there were more fucked up ones then successful ones...then again it is in the eye of the beholder.....(Velkoz )

PePsiLemoNN1/22/2016, 7:54:55 PM2 votes

Vel'Koz is balanced Illaoi is not They'll try to do something And they'll fuck up

Ariamis1/22/2016, 10:59:00 PM1 votes

I wish they'd give Tristana her original eye color. That is all.

Edit: and also get rid of her rat feet.

Bootleg Gay1/22/2016, 4:28:25 PM1 votes

Vel'Koz isn't going to be touched, so don't worry about it too much.