A Punny Argument
in a break room, somewhere in Runeterra
: The day, it's finally over. I've met my quota of assassinations.
: I guess you could say you...killed it
: sigh Why must you torment me so?
: I'm your student. Why KAYN'T I?
: You anger me, young one.
: C'mon, Master. They're only puns.
: You are grown. You are not little anymore.
: Oh that's funny! Your mom ZED the same last night.
: Grrrr......you're testing my patience, child!
: Oh come on, show a little appreciaSHEN...
: ...
: ...
An ally has been slain 
Hm...