When your bronze friend purposely doesn't listen to any advice on anything.

"Ok, I'm going to buff you so you can trade more efficiently in lane" ... "Here we go" 'E+W ' "Going to pick this exact moment to recall, byes!"

[zombie-brand-facepalm]

"Oh, you died to Viktor... its fine, just get an abyssal and you will be fine." "But I saw a pro streamer rush Ludens." "No. Stop. Now"

me teaching a friend how to play

"Get a Blade of the Ruined King" "What's the point of buying items, I already have a sword" "DONE. NOPE. I'M OUT CYA. LMFAO BYE."

I'll gank your lane, just put a ward down so I can TP to it. Don't worry about us, we got this.

Announcer: First Blood. Enemy Double Kill!

Casually links a CSing guide to friend clearly struggling with CS numbers

Me: I learned something from this guide, it's surprisingly helpful. Thought you might want to take a look at it.

Friend: I'm not looking at it.

Not joking either, he was totally in denial that his CS needed work.

When I first started playing, I supported my friend and picked a champion that looked cool, after trying to convince me otherwise he eventually said that at least the raise morale would buff him...