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Stuck in Elo hell with negative KDA? Well here's how to get out

AninLegions777··5 votes·813 views

ABRACADABRA!

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Singed_0.jpg

Introducing THIS GUY! You know, the guy that always gets chased by the enemy team. The only person more toxic that 90% of the community. Little Devil Teemo's boss. Y'know him, you lo...hate him, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SINGED!!!

"But but Senpai-san, how will this **troll ** get us out of elo hell?! :'("

Well for the simple reason that he is a troll. Muahahahahaha.

"I don't understand :/"

Well let me ask you young padawan, what is 2/10?

"THAT'S FEEDING SENPAI-SAN. RITO SHOULD BAN THAT PLAYER"

Well yes but that's proxy Singed and 7 of those deaths were executes. He also got the most turrets, had the most cs and dmg. :)

"Oh, I see what you're saying. So if I'm getting this right, you can feed as singed.... but still carry the game?"

Exactly! Now go forth and enjoy the laughter of Singed as you flip the enemy into their toxic doom. >:)

14 Comments

SexualizeOatmeal1 votes

Funny thing is, with Singed it doesnt matter how much you die, you will be worth less than a minion wave so the enemy will just ignore you most of the time. With that, you can just split push until you have 4 completed items to their 3, even though you are 0/10. Not to mention, that singed becomes so tanky and unkillable late game, that its not even funny!

AninLegions7771 votes

Exactly! They stop focusing you until you get that Zz'rot and take 2 towers. One game I had 2/7 but my team got all the drakes and my turret was brand new at 20 mins. The best part is that late game, if the enemy doesn't want to chase you, you chase them and watch them die trying to cc you at 500 MS. xD

SexualizeOatmeal1 votes

Rylai, zzrot, Liandry's, literally all you need to kill the entire enemy team if they try and attack you, thats the sad thing. Best part is when the enemy is pushing, your 4 man attacks their 5, your team obviously loses the fight, and then.... YOU WIN! :D all because the enemy team forgot about the 0/10/0 Singed :D

AninLegions7771 votes

YOU WIN! :D all because the enemy team forgot about the 0/10/0 Singed :D

Literally the most satisfying thing about Singed. Just finished a one hour game. I was 0/3 and the enemy top laner said, "why you troll?". I just put a smiley face and kept doing my proxy. They pushed us hard mid and got our inhib (I took the t2 top turret in the process). Fast forward to 40 mins, the enemy top laners says "You aren't a troll singed". I was 7/11. I took the most dmg. I literally run out, then run back in with item 3800 and flip their ADC into my toxic air >:). Long story short we won the game and the enemy was pissed AF. Mission accomplished ^^

Randomonium1 votes

I understand this is memes and games but I think the real reason people hate some singed players is because they will proxy multiple lanes. This causes your laners to fall behind in cs and, more importantly, experience. What this basically does is make the entire game dependent upon how good the singed is since the rest of his team is under farmed and under leveled. That feels really shitty from a player perspective. I don't mind having teammates who are bad or who feed, I've carried those people before. But when you take away my ability to carry because I don't get any experience that feels very, very frustrating.

That's why most people flame bad singed players. It's not because they are executing. Its not because they are "feeding." Its because they take away their teammates' ability to be relevant in the game and force their team to be solely reliant on them to carry. They basically turn league into a dice roll. Get a good singed player and you win, get a bad one and you lose and there's nothing you can do about it.

AninLegions7771 votes

I feel you man. That's why I never do the third level of proxy (i.e two lane proxy in enemy base). I proxy my lane and draw the enemies to me. I'm not the best Singed player, heck I just started gaining interest in him again after I got a skin from hextech crafting. I've played with Bad singed who didn't know how to proxy and just straight up fed with 50 cs at 10 mins. So I try to think of my team when doing proxy. Cos I'm a nice guy. >:)

Meep Man1 votes

Singed provides so much presence by just running around that he is almost always going to be useful, especially once you get a Zz'Rot and Rylai's. The best part? Riot is forced to balance him around that fact because Singed can't do anything else.

AninLegions7771 votes

Ikr! Riot can't change his kit cos he's unique thanks to the running around part. I honestly overlooked singed until after watching SirCheZ videos playing him. So freaking OP.

Hryna1 votes

From my experience Singed proxies are dumb as shit, overconfident, and easy to outplay, don't recall ever losing a game against them.

AninLegions7771 votes

That's just like saying most yasuo "mains" suck and can't use jgl camps to go over walls. There will always be bad ones but if you play it right, there's really no way you can lose.

lenny001 votes

level 19 LUL

The Ender Cobra1 votes

u stole my idea... fricken lozo

AninLegions7771 votes

:'( Where's your idea? Lemme delete the post pronto.

The Ender Cobra1 votes

Mine was deleted because they said it should go in gameplay

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