Stuck in Elo hell with negative KDA? Well here's how to get out

AninLegions777·11/1/2016, 5:11:52 PM·5 votes·813 views

ABRACADABRA!

http://ddragon.leagueoflegends.com/cdn/img/champion/splash/Singed_0.jpg

Introducing THIS GUY! You know, the guy that always gets chased by the enemy team. The only person more toxic that 90% of the community. Little Devil Teemo's boss. Y'know him, you lo...hate him, IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIT'S SINGED!!!

"But but Senpai-san, how will this **troll ** get us out of elo hell?! :'("

Well for the simple reason that he is a troll. Muahahahahaha.

"I don't understand :/"

Well let me ask you young padawan, what is 2/10?

"THAT'S FEEDING SENPAI-SAN. RITO SHOULD BAN THAT PLAYER"

Well yes but that's proxy Singed and 7 of those deaths were executes. He also got the most turrets, had the most cs and dmg. :)

"Oh, I see what you're saying. So if I'm getting this right, you can feed as singed.... but still carry the game?"

Exactly! Now go forth and enjoy the laughter of Singed as you flip the enemy into their toxic doom. >:)

14 Comments

SexualizeOatmeal11/1/2016, 5:43:15 PM1 votes

Funny thing is, with Singed it doesnt matter how much you die, you will be worth less than a minion wave so the enemy will just ignore you most of the time. With that, you can just split push until you have 4 completed items to their 3, even though you are 0/10. Not to mention, that singed becomes so tanky and unkillable late game, that its not even funny!

Randomonium11/1/2016, 6:02:50 PM1 votes

I understand this is memes and games but I think the real reason people hate some singed players is because they will proxy multiple lanes. This causes your laners to fall behind in cs and, more importantly, experience. What this basically does is make the entire game dependent upon how good the singed is since the rest of his team is under farmed and under leveled. That feels really shitty from a player perspective. I don't mind having teammates who are bad or who feed, I've carried those people before. But when you take away my ability to carry because I don't get any experience that feels very, very frustrating.

That's why most people flame bad singed players. It's not because they are executing. Its not because they are "feeding." Its because they take away their teammates' ability to be relevant in the game and force their team to be solely reliant on them to carry. They basically turn league into a dice roll. Get a good singed player and you win, get a bad one and you lose and there's nothing you can do about it.

Meep Man11/1/2016, 6:57:31 PM1 votes

Singed provides so much presence by just running around that he is almost always going to be useful, especially once you get a Zz'Rot and Rylai's. The best part? Riot is forced to balance him around that fact because Singed can't do anything else.

Hryna11/1/2016, 7:50:25 PM1 votes

From my experience Singed proxies are dumb as shit, overconfident, and easy to outplay, don't recall ever losing a game against them.

lenny0011/1/2016, 11:27:03 PM1 votes

level 19 LUL

The Ender Cobra11/1/2016, 11:51:45 PM1 votes

u stole my idea... fricken lozo