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5 Reasons To Pick (Insert Champion Here)

NeoJusteBelmont·11/13/2014, 11:44:32 AM·11 votes·9,611 views

Disclaimer: While I would mention DOTA 2 here, I appreciate it that we don't even start bashing that game. I'm pretty much sick of all those LOL vs DOTA bickering I see everyday, on both sides.

Anyway... In youtube, there's this guy named Dopatwo who makes a set of comedic DOTA 2 videos about '5 Reasons To Pick (Insert Hero here)'. Here's the channel.

(Due to the nature of Dota players, potshots have been taken towards LOL for that. Poor MasterYi.)

I'm just baffled that we don't have the equivalent for LOL. So! Let's start making '5 Reasons To Pick' stuffs for the LOL champions!

92 Comments

Riotmoonstones11/13/2014, 7:06:26 PM38 votes

Five Reasons to Pick Draven.

1.Draven 2.Draven 3.Draven 4.Draven 5.Draven

Vauren11/13/2014, 3:02:44 PM23 votes

Mordekaiser

  1. Es Numero Uno
  2. hue
  3. hue
  4. hue
  5. hue
TheFujiApple11/13/2014, 8:32:47 PM14 votes

Karthus 1: Press R 2: Double Kill 3: Triple Kill 4: Quadra Kill 5: Penta Kill!

Jakethenight11/13/2014, 8:45:05 PM10 votes

Five Reasons to Play Garen

  1. Screaming Demacia is the favorite pass time of 80% of Demacians
  2. Spinning is also a favorite pass time of that 80%
  3. Has shoulders that make Darius cry himself to sleep.
  4. Is related to Lux, and Lux is a super cool anime character
  5. Summons a giant sword to smite his foes using the power of his super cool Shoulder Plates (6.is a wizarditem 3128 )
Hero of skyloft11/13/2014, 5:18:42 PM10 votes

Gnar

  1. Totes adorbs.
  2. Bouncy all the time.
  3. GIANT KILLER BEAST.
  4. Stunlock anybody.
  5. We nee a translator
Trylobyte11/13/2014, 1:15:11 PM9 votes

Kayle

  1. You can build any item you want and get something from it.
  2. You can pick whatever role and lane you feel like and not suck if you play well.
  3. Your ultimate makes assassins cry.
  4. Your heal makes people go faster too so they can run away from the thing hurting them.
  5. You're one of the few non-sexualized female champions in League!
BewareTheDragon111/13/2014, 2:40:30 PM9 votes

5 reasons to pick Yorick

  1. nobody knows where you may go
  2. nobody knows what your champion does
  3. he's actually somewhat fun
  4. he does much more damage than you would expect
  5. i'm getting lonely....
Lights And Magic11/14/2014, 4:49:12 AM8 votes

MasterYi

  1. Seven eyes, Just think of all the cool stuff he can see.
  2. Katena. The best weapon in the game. It helps Yi kill really fast and is honorable.
  3. Swordboots. These help Yi kill even faster and help him run around really fast and make the enemy angry.
  4. Trenchcoat. This lets you know that Yi is a sexy beast who listens to power metal. Who can resist that?
  5. Those little earrings on his sword? I don't know what those are but they look cool. Yeah.
jimmylism11/13/2014, 1:04:23 PM6 votes

Trundle

  1. Troll
  2. Troll
  3. Troll
  4. Troll
  5. Troll
Lewd Neeko11/14/2014, 1:43:18 AM6 votes

Soraka

  1. BANANAS
  2. She's an ambulance.
  3. Heals for you and you and you and you
  4. She can silence multiple people now! :D
  5. She's part unicorn :o
Twilight Drizzle11/13/2014, 7:38:45 PM5 votes

Zac

  1. It's not how much you can lift. It's how good you look.
  2. He's funny
  3. He's Super Tanky and has great CC
  4. Using item 3157 with him...
  5. He's going to get a suit
SomeAsianChigga11/14/2014, 2:41:56 AM5 votes

Rammus 1.mokay 2.mokay 3.mokay 4.mokay 5.mokay

Konidias11/14/2014, 12:49:46 AM5 votes

Quinn

  1. One of two champs with a blind
  2. One of the fastest move speeds in the game in valor form
  3. Can play any lane. Hard for enemy to predict where she goes
  4. A wombo combo that can delete nearly every ADC in the game
  5. Strongest 1v1 duelist in the game
Daishø11/14/2014, 4:52:43 AM5 votes

5 reasons to pick Azir 1 You don't 2 ... 3 ... 4 ... 5 ...

Jungle Lux God11/14/2014, 1:23:34 AM4 votes

Nautilus

  1. CC
  2. Tankiness
  3. Swimming in air on joke
  4. Long, echoing quotes ("DRAAAAAAAAG THEEEEEEEM DOOOWWWWWNNN")
  5. He wields a freaking anchor. You can't go wrong with smashing people in the face with an anchor.
Lights And Magic11/14/2014, 4:57:20 AM4 votes

(And for a serious one) Lissandra

  1. Team fight monster. AOE cc wins games yo.
  2. Versatile. Can be built bruiser, flat damage, tank, whatever you need.
  3. With DFG, can delete carries with one spell rotation.
  4. Best roam ganks na
  5. The "FREEZE! THUD! CRUNCH!" is the most satisfying ult sound in the game.
Demonsolder2111/13/2014, 8:21:19 PM4 votes

Malzahar

  1. Space aids
  2. BABIES
  3. PURPLE
  4. FLOATS
  5. PUKES OUT BABIES Malzahar Malzahar Malzahar Malzahar Malzahar
Shadowchaser9911/13/2014, 9:31:02 PM4 votes

5 reasons to pick up Veigar

  1. His q has infinite Ap stack potential just like Nasus and his q
  2. Has the single highest AP nuke of all champions in League
  3. Is attacked by the constant short joke
  4. His walking animation
  5. one of the only champs with a Legendary skin being Final Boss Veigar
Brenticus1211/13/2014, 12:55:20 PM3 votes

5 Reasons to pick up Renekton

  1. Sass-master of the top lane.
  2. Has been dubbed the Renekton Bar because he's the ideal bruiser.
  3. Is a crocodile.
  4. Outduel anyone with your godly sustain
  5. Is a fucking crocodile.
EnvyDragon11/13/2014, 8:22:04 PM3 votes

Velkoz Five reasons to pick Vel'Koz Velkoz

  1. Those sound effects. BWAWWW. WUBWUBWUBWUB. BZZZZZZZZT.
  2. Yes, you can learn to land those Qs. Yes, it feels as awesome as you'd think.
  3. Passive stacks. Resistances? What resistances?
  4. The animations! TENTACLES!
  5. Hyper death-ray ult + Liandry's Torment + passive stacks = EVERYONE is a squishy.
Keevalroy11/13/2014, 8:40:16 PM3 votes

Ahri

  1. Ideal pickup for someone wanting to learn assassins - she teaches you when to engage.
  2. Poke sustain with true damage.
  3. Charm + DFG = tons of damage.
  4. A single charm can change the flow of the game.
  5. Hawt.
Maximum Zilean11/13/2014, 9:33:24 PM3 votes

Karthus 1: Whats this dieing you speak of? 2: Can run {{summoner:10}} summoner 12 and make it work. 3: Insane late game damage output. 4: Very safe last hitting. 5: R

Littleheroj11/14/2014, 3:25:07 AM3 votes

Jayce Let me just tell you a thing

  1. 8 moves, that's op; Has great poke, CC: Slow and a Knock back, %hp damage, magic and ad damage, great burst, and a team speed up + more and combos.
  2. Has many builds, Damage builds, assassin builds, tank builds, and everything in the middle, can even be ap.
  3. He can fill any role, from top to support, even jungles pretty well
  4. Not a easy champ to learn he isn't op normally , but when mastered in the right hands he is.
  5. You don't see him that much, so you almost always can pick him up
AngieGoesAwoo11/14/2014, 2:41:43 AM2 votes

Five reasons to pick Rammus Rammus

  1. They see him
  2. Rolling
  3. They hating
  4. Ok
  5. He has his own ward
Ptarlorr11/13/2014, 7:27:39 PM2 votes

5 reasons for Quinn

Talented Artist. Sarcastic bird. Purple hair. Backflips. Woad Scout Quinn.

themaddscientist11/14/2014, 2:44:57 PM2 votes

Nami

  1. powerful crowd control
  2. effective healing and utility
  3. she's never banned, ever (unless I'm in an in-house with my university, then I'm never allowed to play her)
  4. can be built in a wide number of ways
  5. can be picked into almost any team
Blakstone11/18/2014, 12:25:33 AM2 votes

Reasons to pick Nasus :

  1. He didn't let the dogs out
  2. His Q can go over 9000 dog
  3. Late he can almost 1 v 5
  4. The cane is real
  5. Watch adc health drop with 1 Q is priceless.
TheGamegineer2/24/2015, 11:35:22 AM2 votes

Its Finally Done!!! The 5 reasons to pick series for LOL. The first video is about Sejuani, and more is to come. Here is the link: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TAvhf0I4Dpc&feature=youtu.be