When you're levelling up a new account and you play against first time league players

You go serious only to find out Faker is on the enemy team leveling up his smurf

Wait those still exist?

I thought it's just smurfs that keep recycling.

Lul. Probably ~80% of all sub-30 accounts are smurfs or bots. Maybe you'll get the occasional game where you go against all new players, but the majority of games sees a lot of players with gold+ main accounts.

I could never do that to the newbies.... even a bronzie is gunna hurt em....

Ah the good old days of pre-30 accounts. I still remember rushing attack speed on Annie because I came from Elsword, where my main character (Deadly Chaser) was reliant on attack speed to shoot faster. Got a and 2 HP pots and nothing but daggers after that. Then I learned you could upgrade and got a Wriggle's Lantern.

my first main was shaco... am i a bad person?

Level 3 with I mean I'm not going to throw away a free win

I remember wanting to do that for the rp, but then hextech crafting became a thing.

Ah, good times. I remember having to face a jinx mid. She couldn't comprehend how I could dodge her abilities.

I remember when I first started league and I thought I could dodge auto attacks by moving left and right.... LOL

At some point, I later realized the other person was just attacking minions. #makeleaguefunagain

• gg
• (le new player) ggg?? report afk cocksucling fg-t black ( racial slur ) piece of shittttt
  Yeh i'm glad i smurf (jk i dont i have other means of getting accounts)

Those good times when I started with league... first of all the 20min login queue...

I can remember playing vlad with vamp scepter, using xerath ult for waveclear, 6 nashors alistar, 6 nashors nautilus, 6 nashors sona... playing on twisted treeline only because summoners rift was too big and confusing... and then my first main: jax (bcz he looked kinda cool and ad, ap and health graphs were balanced). Built him with 6 hextech gunblades at first because him being a hybrid... until i got rekt by a darius who had 3 phantom dancers and 3 bloodthirsters... so I took his build and used it on jax. And dominated. Hard. (Just for reference: bloodthirsters gave up to 100ad each and the lifesteal was stackable. And phantom dancer gave 35%crit chance iirc. So i was running around with +300ad, 60% lifesteal, 100%crit and 2.5 atkspd and felt invincible) As I switched to SR I played bot lane because top felt too hard...

Well.... those were good times...

I remember Lissandra being on rotation when I first started. I maxed my e first because it looked the best, and I had no idea I could double tap it.