Your favorite champion has been diagnosed with terminal lung cancer...

Count Tobi··2 votes·1,233 views

What do?

23 Comments

Blue Moon Wolf5 votes

MonkeyKing decoy lung transplant op

Qarekeo4 votes

Tryndamere He would probably cast Undying Rage to live five seconds longer, then die anyway.

Count Tobi3 votes

I say, that gentleman's also need their cigar handy. Chogath

Alljoy3 votes

Sona Spam W till it goes away

Gallowgrim3 votes

Morgana : Suck the life out of someone else to heal it.

Viktor : Vhat need do I have for pitiful inefficient human lungs of flesh?

biomaster3 votes

Shaco - the shaco sitting on the doctors examnation desk blows up killing the doctor, shaco laughs outside the window

Warwick goes binge eating in the jungle till his inevatable decent into death much like his current issue with his sanity

Vladimir pretty sure he is just a walking formation of blood, but if he does still have lungs hed prob just keep drawing life force from others to live

Jinx wouldnt do anything different, fun was always dangerous anyways, dont think death would change her personality or tought process very much

Sejuani calls the doctor a fool and probably bashes his skull in, proceeds to lead numerous military campaigns till her eventual death.

Lights And Magic2 votes

I don't think he has lungs...or can even get cancer. Fiddlesticks

LANWhale2 votes

Gangplank Eh.

He'll survive, I've seen him get out out of worst. Trust.

Blue Moon Wolf7 votes

Doctor: take one orange and call me in the morning.

Gentleman Gems2 votes

Taric : Gems, Gems, Gems

Orianna : Researches Lungs, then Researches Lung Cancer. Debates on if Lung Cancer was from primary or Secondary smoke. Realizes she does not have lungs. Goes back to dancing with Blitzcrank

Jax : Beats the Lung Cancer, than goes top to kill Breast Cancer for the Double Kill.

Trundle : Can't get it, His troll flesh heals the cells first

SlackerboyTC1 votes

Tristana Well, at least she had a good run.

Big Bang Bob1 votes

Rammus

Nooo! D:

Oh wait. {{summoner:10}}

Prince Mekhel1 votes

Zed no probs he has shadow lungs

Triology01 votes

summoner 1

Embertine1 votes

{{summoner:10}} summoner 7 summoner 1 And if those fail, you can always use summoner 31

zangager1 votes

Tryndamere Cue his rage preventing him from succumbing to something as embarrassing as... lung cancer.

Centuros1 votes

Viktor Just builds himself new lungs.

amonkeybutt1 votes

Ahri Spends time researching what human lungs look like out of curiosity. Dies.

CMDR Tub Tub1 votes

Obviously you break bad ;) am I right?

LostSoul6661 votes

Draven : admires himself even more, than dies

Darius : i have to guess he would volunteer for the most dangerous missions to die in combat instead of from a disease

DrMundo : Would most likely revel in the pain, then heal himself

Nasus : accepts his fate as the Cycle of life and Death

Singed : becomes determined to create a potion to cure the disease

exiledFromBadmen1 votes

Lissandra Takes Ashe's idenity in order to survive.

Truly Prideful1 votes

Does Velkoz have lungs?

toe thief1 votes

All> Respawn.

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