You are now on a date with your highest female Mastery Champion

Gentleman Gems··81 votes·10,401 views

Edit: This post also includes male champs if you are a girl or gay guy, as well as any other sexual affiliations I may not be aware of. Ps. speaking of that, if you know Orianna's backstory, then would you think we Ori lover's are necrophiliacs? Orianna after explaining what a date is, what people do on date's, what people where on date's, why people date, and the known history of recorded dates, we missed our reservations and ended up watching I-Robot and 2001 Space Odyssey. After that I spend 2 hours explaining Sleeping, Dreaming, and the need for sleep to her, before spending an hour trying to sleep with a robot girl staring at me in the dark.

Probably my best date as of now

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Joseraph50 votes

Poppy "It's a little big, but I'll grow into it."

LatetotheRace15 votes

:O

Malicious Metal47 votes

Vi Well, this is an instance where Punk and Metal won't be worst enemies

U Just Got Slain45 votes

Syndra tears my balls off and pelts me with them ._.

Face The Sun23 votes

Kinky ;)

Heretic Lunari33 votes

Diana Refuses to go out with me during the day, only accepts when there's a full moon.

She also won't stop telling bad jokes.

Aír31 votes

Soraka

Me: "Sorry, I am straight. I think we should see other people."

Laughing Fish81 votes

Soraka "Yes that was a banana. Nobody expects the banana."

Aír44 votes

O.O

God no... NO... NO NOT THE BANANA... NOT THERE.

Wukong X Ahri29 votes

Ohhh that's Lux! Yes great times ahead! Looks over at Garen oh...nvm... https://67.media.tumblr.com/bd240948daaa08004a2ad9e11ec26e96/tumblr_n23yunOZXh1sm1uvno1_500.gif

elon wątroba26 votes

Sivir "You've got a problem, I've got a price."

Hooker sivir inc.

XIII Vanitas25 votes

"Uhm... so, you come here often?" RekSai click noises

KuroTheHero15 votes

Check please!

Hyperiön24 votes

Ahri

i think that I am all set with this one. This is going to be one fun night.

Navarune53 votes

Albeit likely your last.

Tannk79524 votes

Twitch "Let's Get Dangerous"

Me: "Ummm.... ok :("

Twitch "You'll have more holes than my favorite cheese"

Me: "Oh no D:"

Twitch "Yes... Yesssss..."

Me: Screaming in agony

Twitch "It'll only hurt until you die!"

Me: "Please stop! Oh no, you're gonna..."

Twitch "Boop!" .... "Sorry, Shooting's easy, aiming's hard...".... "But don't worry, I'm not finished yet!"

Me: "But you just..."

Twitch "Plenty more where that came from! Seriously, I carry a lot of ammo."

...... All quotes taken from Twitch's game dialogue xD (with slight editing to make em make sense lol)

aítch24 votes

Annie no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT FUCKING WITH THAT I AINT NOT WANT ANY CHRIS HANSEN IN MAH LIFE TYVM

Dameshi23 votes

Jinx Something tells me I'd end up dead or in jail. Either way, it would be wild for sure.

Grithok19 votes

Lulu

... Well, I guess I'll find out what purple tastes like.

Gentleman Gems5 votes

I guess you don't mind over 1000 years old Lolli's, though anyone with little brains and lots of lawyers will have a field day with you... So avoid politics kid

Battlecast Sona1 votes

over 1000 years old lawyers

she's over the age of consent tho.

Gentleman Gems1 votes

But she Looks and Acts like a kid, so you might want some blood samples... assuming she doesn't turn the doctor into a squirrel.

Battlecast Sona4 votes

actually the law just needs you to "take reasonable steps to verify her age". checking ID works. so if Lulu has a valid form of ID that says she's 1000 years old, you're good! lol

Ariel the Cruel14 votes

Pix or it didn't happen.

. . . I'll show my self out.

MavenSong17 votes

Sona

https://media2.giphy.com/media/dQNP6OnyFUePu/200.gif

idk probably go to a concert, which sounds fun

KONO RUBICK DA16 votes

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ixPncOBp82B67wduyJjCwvK6a6Y=/0x30:576x354/1280x720/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46528054/reborn_beta_day1.0.0.png

oh wait, wrong game.

Sona i tried my best to imagine, i can only think about either hearing a concert (would be boring btw), or staying to play video games, i think she likes it since she has an arcade skin. Then i would ask her to play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ko1gI9LcA on her etwahl. Of couse, playing dota2 is in the plan.

TheRealBaz15 votes

RekSai It appears that I am on the menu

Swaid15 votes

Illaoi Hold me in your big strong arms while we go on a dangerous walk on the beach and consume food she has hunted and killed herself.

YingYangYoshi15 votes

"So uh...you sure you wanna go through with this?" Veigar "KNOW THAT IF THE TABLES WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO MERCY."

The Aqualious14 votes

Think mine is Evelynn...

I might die....

MavenSong11 votes

he wont even see it coming.

COBRA C0MM4NDER10 votes

me : Gee, Nautilus ...whatcha doin?

Nautilus : BEWARE THE DEPTHS!!!

me: Sooo...that time of the month huh?

Nautilus : ALL WILL DROWN!

me : okay okay...you do know there's sanitary disposables for that, right?

Nautilus : THE TIDE EBBS!

me : ooohkay, sounds like we're good then.

Nautilus : I WILL NOT REST!!!

me : Glad i got Viagra...this gonna be hella weird.

The Darius King12 votes

sooo naut isnte exactly a female

Castman17 votes

Who are you to tell people on how they personally define female!? If he wants to think Naut is female. Then by all means, Naut is a female!

I just want to see them get Nautilusy ok!?

cheoekar9 votes

Morgana is mine................im scared

Face The Sun12 votes

Bondage

Malicious Metal17 votes

Oooh, me likes

Face The Sun10 votes

0_0

Malicious Metal13 votes

Some things are better not discussed over the boards. I don't want to get banned^^''

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