You are now on a date with your highest female Mastery Champion
Edit: This post also includes male champs if you are a girl or gay guy, as well as any other sexual affiliations I may not be aware of.
Ps. speaking of that, if you know Orianna's backstory, then would you think we Ori lover's are necrophiliacs?
after explaining what a date is, what people do on date's, what people where on date's, why people date, and the known history of recorded dates, we missed our reservations and ended up watching I-Robot and 2001 Space Odyssey. After that I spend 2 hours explaining Sleeping, Dreaming, and the need for sleep to her, before spending an hour trying to sleep with a robot girl staring at me in the dark.
Probably my best date as of now
It looks like fortune does favor fools.
"It's a little big, but I'll grow into it."
Well, this is an instance where Punk and Metal won't be worst enemies
tears my balls off and pelts me with them ._.
Refuses to go out with me during the day, only accepts when there's a full moon.
"You've got a problem, I've got a price."
click noises
no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT FUCKING WITH THAT I AINT NOT WANT ANY CHRIS HANSEN IN MAH LIFE TYVM
"Let's Get Dangerous"
Something tells me I'd end up dead or in jail. Either way, it would be wild for sure.

"KNOW THAT IF THE TABLES WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO MERCY."
Hold me in your big strong arms while we go on a dangerous walk on the beach and consume food she has hunted and killed herself.
...whatcha doin?