You are now on a date with your highest female Mastery Champion

Gentleman Gems·7/7/2016, 5:08:38 PM·81 votes·10,401 views

Edit: This post also includes male champs if you are a girl or gay guy, as well as any other sexual affiliations I may not be aware of. Ps. speaking of that, if you know Orianna's backstory, then would you think we Ori lover's are necrophiliacs? Orianna after explaining what a date is, what people do on date's, what people where on date's, why people date, and the known history of recorded dates, we missed our reservations and ended up watching I-Robot and 2001 Space Odyssey. After that I spend 2 hours explaining Sleeping, Dreaming, and the need for sleep to her, before spending an hour trying to sleep with a robot girl staring at me in the dark.

Probably my best date as of now

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Laughing Fish7/7/2016, 5:36:47 PM66 votes
Joseraph7/7/2016, 9:33:09 PM50 votes

Poppy "It's a little big, but I'll grow into it."

Malicious Metal7/7/2016, 5:39:20 PM47 votes

Vi Well, this is an instance where Punk and Metal won't be worst enemies

U Just Got Slain7/7/2016, 6:14:34 PM45 votes

Syndra tears my balls off and pelts me with them ._.

Face The Sun7/7/2016, 5:10:54 PM38 votes
Heretic Lunari7/7/2016, 5:47:38 PM33 votes

Diana Refuses to go out with me during the day, only accepts when there's a full moon.

She also won't stop telling bad jokes.

Aír7/7/2016, 5:22:36 PM31 votes

Soraka

Me: "Sorry, I am straight. I think we should see other people."

Wukong X Ahri7/7/2016, 5:12:16 PM29 votes

Ohhh that's Lux! Yes great times ahead! Looks over at Garen oh...nvm... https://67.media.tumblr.com/bd240948daaa08004a2ad9e11ec26e96/tumblr_n23yunOZXh1sm1uvno1_500.gif

elon wątroba7/7/2016, 8:25:00 PM26 votes

Sivir "You've got a problem, I've got a price."

Hooker sivir inc.

XIII Vanitas7/7/2016, 7:55:55 PM25 votes

"Uhm... so, you come here often?" RekSai click noises

aítch7/7/2016, 9:45:07 PM24 votes

Annie no no no no NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NOT FUCKING WITH THAT I AINT NOT WANT ANY CHRIS HANSEN IN MAH LIFE TYVM

Tannk7957/7/2016, 9:12:26 PM24 votes

Twitch "Let's Get Dangerous"

Me: "Ummm.... ok :("

Twitch "You'll have more holes than my favorite cheese"

Me: "Oh no D:"

Twitch "Yes... Yesssss..."

Me: Screaming in agony

Twitch "It'll only hurt until you die!"

Me: "Please stop! Oh no, you're gonna..."

Twitch "Boop!" .... "Sorry, Shooting's easy, aiming's hard...".... "But don't worry, I'm not finished yet!"

Me: "But you just..."

Twitch "Plenty more where that came from! Seriously, I carry a lot of ammo."

...... All quotes taken from Twitch's game dialogue xD (with slight editing to make em make sense lol)

Hyperiön7/7/2016, 5:26:34 PM24 votes

Ahri

i think that I am all set with this one. This is going to be one fun night.

Dameshi7/7/2016, 5:33:36 PM23 votes

Jinx Something tells me I'd end up dead or in jail. Either way, it would be wild for sure.

Grithok7/7/2016, 6:33:47 PM19 votes

Lulu

... Well, I guess I'll find out what purple tastes like.

MavenSong7/7/2016, 5:12:37 PM17 votes

Sona

https://media2.giphy.com/media/dQNP6OnyFUePu/200.gif

idk probably go to a concert, which sounds fun

KONO RUBICK DA7/7/2016, 5:13:44 PM16 votes

https://cdn0.vox-cdn.com/thumbor/ixPncOBp82B67wduyJjCwvK6a6Y=/0x30:576x354/1280x720/cdn0.vox-cdn.com/uploads/chorus_image/image/46528054/reborn_beta_day1.0.0.png

oh wait, wrong game.

Sona i tried my best to imagine, i can only think about either hearing a concert (would be boring btw), or staying to play video games, i think she likes it since she has an arcade skin. Then i would ask her to play this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q6Ko1gI9LcA on her etwahl. Of couse, playing dota2 is in the plan.

YingYangYoshi7/7/2016, 9:52:00 PM15 votes

"So uh...you sure you wanna go through with this?" Veigar "KNOW THAT IF THE TABLES WERE TURNED I WOULD SHOW YOU NO MERCY."

TheRealBaz7/7/2016, 6:18:00 PM15 votes

RekSai It appears that I am on the menu

Swaid7/7/2016, 8:21:59 PM15 votes

Illaoi Hold me in your big strong arms while we go on a dangerous walk on the beach and consume food she has hunted and killed herself.

The Aqualious7/7/2016, 5:14:12 PM14 votes

Think mine is Evelynn...

I might die....

COBRA C0MM4NDER7/7/2016, 5:34:26 PM10 votes

me : Gee, Nautilus ...whatcha doin?

Nautilus : BEWARE THE DEPTHS!!!

me: Sooo...that time of the month huh?

Nautilus : ALL WILL DROWN!

me : okay okay...you do know there's sanitary disposables for that, right?

Nautilus : THE TIDE EBBS!

me : ooohkay, sounds like we're good then.

Nautilus : I WILL NOT REST!!!

me : Glad i got Viagra...this gonna be hella weird.

cheoekar7/7/2016, 5:37:04 PM9 votes

Morgana is mine................im scared