Your champion is on a losing streak
and while outside the league he/she finds the person (he/she feels) is responsible, what does he/she do to them
: Kidnaps them and forces them to watch his, 
, and 
threesome video, on repeat, for 13 hours
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steals his wallet after leaving him breathless
shanks some nans outside tescos
Runs in front of him ,forever
probably would just walk up and hug you UNLESS hes mega gnar...then your ass is getting slammed into a wall and you better not fuck up again
Would probably reassure said champion to keep trying until they get it right but if it was bittersweet lulu well.....you know the rest...heheheee...
Destroys their house:
"smells like burnt toast"-
Ezreal: 'O-oh Fat-manu senpai~'
Gragas: 'I'M GOING IN DRY'
So, YOU are the one responsible for such failure!
Me: but...but...it's not my fault man! I can't win everything!
This is true, you are still burdened by the flesh! Time to fix that to ensure no more failure!
Me: Wait WHAT
Fear not, metal is perfection!
Viktor then outfits me in a badass powersuit with extra hands just like him
There, now you are no longer burdened by the flaws of flesh!
Too busy rushing to save some relic from Noxus.
: Eats them
: Wall-Slams them
: This actually already happened: https://youtu.be/fyb2KC-q7ls
: I don't even think i have to answer this one.