Did someone say free farm.
Jokes on you, the other top is getting his ADC fed
Jokes on you, Nasus can now one-shot every enemy.
Jokes on you, Teemo has reached full AP Build and shuts you down with ease.
Jokes on me, Nases built AP.... Why did I contradict my self you are asking becuase http://gifrific.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/Billy-Madison-I-am-the-smartest-man-alive.gif And I'm Right also I'm really bored... I'll go now https://media.giphy.com/media/jUwpNzg9IcyrK/giphy.gif
If you really think the way to beat
is to sit in lane and watch him farm under turret instead of roam and help your team win early so they can come kill Nas for you well....
Fine then. I like my easy wins.
It was a joke.
playing
top in a nutshell
Jungler in a nutshell.
: THE HELL?! I was gone for 45 seconds to shop, What happened to the tower?!
Minion: the enemy overwhelmed us sir! My entire platoon died holding that position as long as they could...
: I see one of you ran like a coward >:(
Minion: But I barley made it out of there alive! I-
: You are an insult to your blue robe and pointy hat and You will leading the next assault as punishment...
Minion: ;__;
The minion got drunk and stumbled away?
[{quoted}](name=Blue Moon Wolf,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=Iohw2U7f,comment-id=000e,timestamp=2015-10-02T20:25:50.696+0000) Minion: But I barley made it out of their alive! I-
ftfy its their not there u moron
There: A location Their: Belonging to them They're: They are
Please don't bring misunderstanding of english onto the boards like this. We have enough people misusing phonetically identical words as it is.
Second time I've seen you try to fix someone's comment and you were the one who was wrong. . . .I think you need to pick up a dictionary.
Meanwhile the guy who just broke the turret is dancing like mad. http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v161/Shifty02/Gifs/Cleatusgif.gif
Even though it only took him 45 minutes to finally break that turret. . . .
When you leave bot lane for 2 seconds.
God DAMN IT NASUS
Nasus can take a turret quick, but no one tears it apart like
.
bites* it apart like trundle.
{VALOR}
It's worse when you leave bot lane to a Trist, even before six xD

Like, c'mon Riven, I just want to go take a trip to some other lane besides top.
Can... can you stop pushing my lane now? Riven? RIVEN?!
Sigh, guess I gotta go kill her again -.- (0-9-0 Riven just doesn't stop)
Or laning against a gp....good luck trying to leave lane for any amount of time.
Oh, we're roaming now?
{VALOR} An ally has been slain.
no MIA top. GG.
She was gone 3 seconds!
It's so frustrating when you play top and you swear your top laner was JUST THERE CSing (and his teleport is down!) and suddenly he's down in mid lane, ganking. Sometimes it feels like I need to ping every time they disappear in the fog of war. ;_;
Its those manaless mobile champs that have the scuttle crab ms boost that get there in 5 seconds.
I do that in mid. Some of them get around pretty quickly.
"Can't stop won't stop."
Thank you. Jesus christ, I'm glad it's not just me that runs into these people. Except mine actually get kills and stuff, since mine run away the second you come into lane to push the lane back and while you're pushing they go mid or wherever and get a double kill. And when I go to help they're back at top again.
As a
main, I approve this message.
In all seriousness I hope they revamp the top lane so I don't feel like a prisoner up there.
As a top main, I can relate
This is why I grab teleport and flash.
And play champions with global ultimates. Just picked up Gangplank in fact.
Seems legit.
2 minutes is a really long time to leave any lane unattended. O.O
really legit.![]()
Dem Wind too fast
XD oh god this made me laugh, here have my upvote for every time this happened to me
excactly
I hate Nasus top lol. It is the worst at low elo. These kids think they will carry late game. THERE WILL BE NO LATE GAME LMFAO. They just sit top and farm up the whole game, meanwhile the enemy top laner is teleporting in to lanes and assisting team fights. Consistently 4v5. Much wow. I ban Nasus top if I hear a team mate wanting to go him haha.
As a top main, if I see the enemy has left lane but they aren't on my minimap, my only goal is push lane. By the time I would find out where they went and react accordingly and channel my TP, the action is usually over and we have either won a fight, secured the objective or already died and I would be suiciding. As such, I am more than happy to push that tower as fast as I can.