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How to remain unknown in M&G

DorkunedAuras··19 votes·3,190 views

Here's my guide, forge from personal experience, on how to remain totally unknown on Memes and Games.

Step 1: Associate yourself with a totally uncontroversial, apolitical Champion.

http://orig02.deviantart.net/6973/f/2015/086/e/0/reksai_by_ziik7-d8naxa6.jpg

Step 2: Support a ship that features 2 champions that no one else uses for ships, and is therefore also uncontroversial

http://i.imgur.com/gtK7JEE.png

Step 3: Make few threads, instead posting a lot amount on other's threads

Step 4: Watch as your upvotes rise in inverse proportion to your name recognition.

https://i.imgur.com/2jRhtM8.png

(I could've sworn I had more upvotes before, and I also know i haven't used that summoner icon for weeks now...)

54 Comments

Blue Moon Wolf5 votes

Step 1: Associate yourself with a totally uncontroversial, apolitical Champion.

MonkeyKing check

Step 2: Support a ship that features 2 champions that no one else uses for ships, and is therefore also uncontroversial

Amumu x Amumu Check

Step 3: Make few threads, instead posting a lot amount on other's threads

check >.>

Step 4: Watch as your upvotes rise in inverse proportion to your name recognition.

http://i1042.photobucket.com/albums/b430/bluemoonwolf8/Capture_zpsgupjjn9p.jpg

http://noyouare.lixlink.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/10/batman_thumbs_up.gif

DorkunedAuras5 votes

I've definitely seen you around at least.

Blue Moon Wolf4 votes

http://www.reactiongifs.com/r/2013/06/hiding.gif

hoes and bows3 votes

Actually I know you because of this ship, since it's kinda funny. Pretty sure you were that guy with the whole "justice is blind" thread http://orig03.deviantart.net/946b/f/2013/277/b/a/casper_gif__1__i_remember__by_littleclover16-d6p87u4.gif

DorkunedAuras5 votes

https://shelatitude.files.wordpress.com/2016/05/exactly-sherlock-gif.gif?w=200&h=119

hoes and bows11 votes

http://67.media.tumblr.com/8276e2b065652480a2edbd0522aac367/tumblr_mjtiex5KeP1r0qyqbo1_500.png

underscores2222 votes

Someone needs to make a meme of Dori going "just keep posting" instead of just keep swimming

Glory ln Death8 votes

As per your request: https://i.imgflip.com/16vyhn.gif

underscores2223 votes

One of these days I need to get around to learning how to do this on my own

Mostly I'm too lazy to get any sort of image/video editing software

Glory ln Death2 votes

Nah, there's plenty of websites that let you do it easily online (and free).

https://imgflip.com/ and http://ezgif.com/

are the two I use most often (the first is very simple and quick, but you can't make long gifs or advanced edits - the second is much more detailed, but can be tedious for more simple edits)

RoodToob5 votes

https://i.imgur.com/snLplqq.jpg

THE GIF IS MINE

https://media.giphy.com/media/lY1F6BJjbRO3m/giphy.gif

Glory ln Death2 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/3oEjHB3ltWkVVFZvUI/giphy.gif

Glory ln Death1 votes

I'm sorry, who are you? https://i.imgflip.com/16vw1b.gif

Face The Sun1 votes

I am me i am u

Surge064 votes

Looks into camera and smiles
http://images.zap2it.com/showcard/v4/AllPhotos/186164/p186164_n158499_cc_v4_aa/cory-in-the-house.jpg The President of the United States.

Glory ln Death4 votes

https://media.giphy.com/media/I5xVnGJRHZZf2/giphy.gif

Surge061 votes

Does this cake say I'm lying? http://mopies.files.wordpress.com/2011/05/portal-cake.jpg

Glory ln Death1 votes

Yes. Yes it does. https://i.imgflip.com/16wcvn.gif

Surge061 votes

http://memecrunch.com/meme/1ME0V/i-never-lie/image.png?w=400&c=1

The Aqualious1 votes

My god she's beautiful

DorkunedAuras6 votes

http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/352/99cb0ec0-1a8f-0132-70f4-0add9426c766.gif?

The Aqualious1 votes

{quoted}

http://lovelace-media.imgix.net/uploads/352/99cb0ec0-1a8f-0132-70f4-0add9426c766.gif?

Cool

Honestly though, she is quite fun to play and Tricky to learn

Still getting used to the burrow form but overall a really good tank with a lot of damage and usefulness

Any tips?

DorkunedAuras2 votes

if you right click on someone to unburrow, it'll put your AA on CD for your attack delay, and you NEED to start with Q to reset that. If you use W to knockup, it doesn't do that and you can AA-Q quickly.

Tunnels can go over ANY wall, which opens up a large number of available gank paths, for example, ganking red side bot lane from right below their tribush and going over the wall.

Unless you're going pro play, which I doubt anyone on M&G is, don't build full tank Rek'Sai. My personal preferred build is item 1400 item 3074, though this leaves you really squishy.

If you want to be tankier, you can go item 1401 item 3748/item 3071. She needs at least 1 damage item of some variety, as otherwise she's just a knockup bot, and that just feels bad.

I personally play her top lane as a lifestealy bruiser, with a item 3074 rush, and if I snowball, which is very often, I go into item 3072.

Also, at least I main someone who takes skill, unlike a certain blind, aristocratic, "Justice" obsessed Psychopath.

The Aqualious1 votes

Never questioned your main, like I said, beautiful

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Oh, that last line was calling out to Garen, trying to bait a fish in.

The Aqualious2 votes

Figured

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Jungle-Shaco-207561265

Shall we murder him?

DorkunedAuras2 votes

http://cdn.garenanow.com/webupdate/live/lolphweb/news/2014%20November/26/Rek%20Sai/RekSai_Reveal_BottomDivider.png Hunting him right now

The Aqualious2 votes

http://www.deviantart.com/art/Shaco-the-Demon-Jester-217441983

WAIT FOR ME

Miss Luxanna1 votes

You didn't hear? Laughing Fish replaced Bjergsen on TSM.

bulldoggamer1 votes

I go full tank Rek a lot. But it honestly depends on what my team needs that game and how far ahead/behind we are. I think there is no question that you go cinder since your base damages are silly. But idk what to get for my damage item anymore i think item 3748 is garbage, item 3071 is a good item but it doesn't feel right on her since you don't damage tanks a whole lot, item 3053 is pretty booty right now, now that i think about it if they have any sort of AP item 3156 would prob be the best choice on her since it gives the flat armor pen and negates a lot of Ap mid game powerspikes. And it's just a stupid good item even after all the nerfs. I just answered my own question lol, but you got any thoughts on the matter?

DorkunedAuras1 votes

Honestly, I've gotten so frustrated with how weak jungle rek'sai feels in comparison with Top'Sai that i've stopped playing her there.

Top'Sai is still a thing, though if riot's tremor sense nerfs come through this coming patch, Rek'Sai as a whole will die a painful death.

bulldoggamer1 votes

I don't play top lane at all. But jungle rek is still really strong. But it's more of a facilitating jungle style that you have to play, rather than hard carry. But early pressure is super important right now and rek is one of the best junglers for that. So even if those nerfs come through she still will be viable she just won't be the top of the food chain anymore.

Face The Sun1 votes

I appreciate your taste in women, "sexy void animal noises"

DorkunedAuras2 votes

Ain't she Sexy?

http://img01.deviantart.net/6ed1/i/2015/060/f/c/rek_sai_portrait_by_anime407-d8k1m17.jpg

Check out those curves

Face The Sun1 votes

Dont forget her angelic voice!

FurriesAreHot2 votes

she sounds liek a platypus

DorkunedAuras2 votes

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ER1CPu4y_bY

This video excites me.

RoodToob1 votes

SOMEONE UNDERSTANDS ME

http://i.amz.mshcdn.com/LgZmZ2JPMJayp39AdhJiRvwPpr4=/fit-in/850x850/http%3A%2F%2Fmashable.com%2Fwp-content%2Fgallery%2Ftriumph%2Fcolbert-report.gif

DREADN0UGHT1 votes

I reached 5k Upvotes like 2 days ago, with some random reply that got me around 150... where I told some guy that his parents will always be annoying until he moves out..

TheSlogs1 votes

1: Gnar 2: N/A 3: Check 4: https://i.gyazo.com/d23174b6d7049af741ebb8ab99f7c0a9.png m8

5: Average memer

HayRoss1 votes

God damn, you've described me perfectly

Laughing Fish1 votes

https://i.imgur.com/2jRhtM8.png?noredirect

That's cute. http://i.imgur.com/HS2HDnf.jpg?noredirect

DorkunedAuras2 votes

All those upvotes, yet you can't edit a photo to not look like it came from your phone, so it will resemble some level of quality.

Laughing Fish2 votes

https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-YR58bfzFrYw/VQGj7O4FbcI/AAAAAAAAGgg/OoVHNCUIDL4/w506-h417/15%2B-%2B1

DorkunedAuras2 votes

http://www.thehomeplanet.org/wp-content/uploads/2011/05/J9gLK.gif

iamdestinos1 votes

My way of remaining Unknown:

  1. Never make an actual post of current value.

  2. Pretty much only post comments that no one cares about and gets one or two upvotes.

  3. Never use memes in comments.

Niyumi1 votes

Just be like me. No one remembers me, and those that do hate me. ^^

TheRealBaz1 votes

RekSai x Rammus is the only OK ship

DorkunedAuras2 votes

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a41a848d0d90e8f4f63e1e7e0ef5e4dc/tumblr_o2k5s41zTC1ugbfbvo1_1280.jpg

TheRealBaz1 votes

{quoted}

https://40.media.tumblr.com/a41a848d0d90e8f4f63e1e7e0ef5e4dc/tumblr_o2k5s41zTC1ugbfbvo1_1280.jpg

i can now upvote this post. this is ok.

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