The ultimate "in my ass" post.

I was going to make this a comment, but 10 champs in and I've decided to make it its own post

"There will be no retreat in my ass." "Fight or be forgotten in my ass." "Honor will not save them in my ass." "Sow the seeds of strife in my ass." "Pain is temporary, victory is forever in my ass!" (I barely had to try here) "It's too late for mercy in my ass." "Let's have some real fun in my ass." "They've exhausted their use in my ass." "Don't hold back in my ass." "I know what they desire in my ass." "The fires of vengeance in my ass." "Some say the world will end in fire in my ass." "This body is just one of many in my ass!" (obligatory jokes) "They could not break me in my ass." "A man, a woman and a yordle walk into the sun. They die! Because it burns them alive? Heh heh heh heh. ...in my ass" "Knock, knock. Who's there? The moon... it's far away! You were alone the whole time! Ha ha ha! ...in my ass" (I felt uncomfortable doing this one) "There's nothing to fear in my ass." "I can show them the way to divinity in my ass." "They need... guidance in my ass." "Ah, the tangled webs we weave in my ass." "It will all be over soon in my ass." "I hear a man likes a lady with legs in my ass." "The balance of power must be preserved in my ass." "Justice will be served in my ass." "I'm on my way in my ass!" "Try that again in my ass!" "I tried to silence my mother once. Boy, did I regret that in my ass." (almost easier than Ahri) "Flesh freezes so easily in my ass." "Succumb! It's inevitable in my ass." "The cold will numb your pain in my ass." "Another frozen corpse in my ass." "You can't stop an avalanche in my ass." "There will be no thaw in my ass." "No one will remember them in my ass." "The world began in ice and it will end in my ass." "Suffer eternally in my ass!" "Drip drop, the sound of blood in my ass" "Weather forecast for tonight: dark, with a chance of pain!" "Shall we resolve this dissonance in my ass?" "A symphony of justice in my ass." "Delicately in my ass." "With perfect tempo in my ass." "Accelerated movement, I concur in my ass." "Dispatch these worms in my ass." "I'm five steps ahead of you in my ass." "I bet you taste like chicken in my ass." "Another body for the gutter in my ass." "Let's finish this quickly in my ass." "There's nowhere to hide in my ass." "Let it ride in my ass." "Blood red in my ass." "Hold it, partner in my ass." "There's nowhere left to go but up in my ass." "The heavens strike swiftly in my ass." "Gems always hold their edge in my ass." "This world's fragile beauty must be preserved in my ass." "Let's see how hot things get in my ass." "Why is it always the ugly ones in my ass?" "We're all headed toward the same inevitable end. No need to rush in my ass." "Elegance never helped win a fight, but it never hurt in my ass." "Love is simply beauty crystallized in my ass." "Face oblivion in my ass." "My work is not done in my ass." "Bloodshed carries a price in my ass." "No technique is forbidden in my ass." "The truth lies in darkness in my ass." "What I have done... cannot be undone in my ass." "Punish restraint in my ass." "Pave the way in my ass." "Function over form in my ass." "Listen close- urgh, I have important- urgh! This is why I can't take you nice places in my ass!" (on par with Ahri) "Hmm, something is leaking in my ass." "I'm a universal recipient in my ass." "Care to make a donation in my ass?" "Let's pool our efforts in my ass."