What were they "cooldown-ed" for?

Here's a few examples:

• W

Mom always told me to munch slowly when eating food :p

• E

Hmmm, what other bad insults can I throw...?

• E

(Pulls, and bones cracked) Ahh fk, getting too old for this shit.

• W

.....ugh, feeling gastric. Wtf did my teammates had for lunch....?

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Now, you guys gimme your best shots :D