Why do girls like high elo players so much?
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Because Diamonds are a girl's best friend.
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Oh so you have to be challenger if not you get friend zoned. wow that's harsh.
Diamonds are intrinsically worthless. Intelligent women want gold. https://68.media.tumblr.com/85ce0d33b30cefb662f08333bef6b388/tumblr_omb2x9bqln1uwrgdlo1_500.gif
Women tend to be more caring than men usually. I guess that's why they usually hang out with the challenged.
What's a girl?
There are no girls on the internet.
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Bronzie here, and I am happily married.
Though I suspect my low elo may very well be due to my wife and all this so called "family time" she wants to do such as going to this place called "outside" where it is humid and nasty and this big ball in the sky hurts my eyes when I look in its general direction. She also insists I "play" with these 2 furry four legged animals that love to drop a ball near me and then chase after it when I throw it only to bring it right back! Such silly animals! Why would anyone want to keep them around!?
Disregard women acquire elo boys.
Really though, I love my wife and my dogs and I wouldn't trade them for anything. Not even Elo.
No really, I wouldn't trade them for elo. Now get me a full on catgirl harem and we can start negotiations, but mere elo isn't going to cut it.
Why do girls like high elo players so much?
Because "fear of commitment" is an already disproven excuse just by escaping low elo. ;p
Sorry, but "best friend" still means "friend zoned".
feelsbad to grind solo que for hours to get diamond just to be friend zoned as a best friend.
I thought it was because they had a big D? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)