You may specify allies and enemies for the sake of some spells
Bard - magical journey fuck walking in the hall to get to class
Kindred - Lamb's Respite - win any wars, an have a dank catchphrase "Not here, not now"
Blue Moon Wolf10 votes
Eat an orange and be K :p
Doctor: I'm sorry, but it's terminal... you have one month at the most... Me: Oh really? eats orange check again.
Ralanr5 votesWouldn't it heal broken limbs rather than incurable diseases?
Vistha Kai5 votesIt "heals" being suspended in air, so...
Blue Moon Wolf3 votesdepends on what you consider would be a real life "debuff". It used to cure scurvy on GP which was represented as a debuff (or buff... I forget what scurvy did to the old GP), so I see a disease as a debuff, to which the orange could fix. Also, since we don't have health bars in real life, "restores health" could be taken as "makes you healthy". In that case, I would also never have a cold again :p
Ralanr3 votesIt doesn't remove Darius's bleed.
I wish it did.
MrBuffington3 votesDoesn't it remove space aids tho?
MavenSong7 votesAhri charm... hehehehe...
Really though probably TF ult. I hate walking.
FurriesAreHot5 votesIf I see one nami ult I am so done
WukongMain1 votesHonestly, Nami ulti could be so useful. Give that ulti to a firefighter.
and oh boy. GG fire. Fire no more.
FurriesAreHot5 votesIt's a TIDAL WAVE that would destroy a house
WukongMain1 votessolution, go further away from the house. and aim it though a hose. =).
FurriesAreHot1 votesThat's not how physics works xD
WukongMain2 voteswe're talking about bringing spells from a video game to the real world.
do physics really apply? :P
Flaherty3 votesEkko's rewind time so I can undo stupid things I do
redfeenix2 votesOops said something really awkward at a party ..... rewind!
420 grams1 votes[{quoted}](name=O Flayherty ,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=HccpOaJL,comment-id=0000,timestamp=2016-07-05T03:40:03.563+0000)
Ekko's rewind time so I can undo stupid things I do
And accidently hurt everyone you were around four seconds ago
Ralanr3 votesSion's shield. A spammable shield? What's not to like?
Glory ln Death5 votesPlus the passive health gain every time you... oh... wait...
Well, it works on minions, right? So - insects?
Ralanr6 votesWith every kill, I grow stronger!
Unless that translates to fat.
esmelar3 votes
league of Draveeeeen! I am literally gonna make it rain.;D
Beached Manatee1 votesYou have to kill people to make it rain though.
DorkunedAuras3 votes
ult. I'm assuming I have some method of creating ult points, and that's 1.5 seconds to go ANYWHERE.
TheSequelsRBad1 votesImagine how angry you would get when people step on your ult points.
Beached Manatee1 votesLike, "Oh, what's this tunnel? It wasn't here before..." stands on it it blows up
redfeenix3 votesI like this thread :D
Can I choose flash? That would be sick, as long as I dont fail it. Failing flashes looks like it hurts
Zach Sandwhich2 votesBard's ult or W. Cause in the case of his ult some people just need to stop, and in the case of his W I just get hungry/tired and really need something to Eat/Drink (However the champions consume what I assume is that delicious star stuff.) to perk me up through school.
Phantom Force2 votesWell, if we're going snow day, that could translate into an unlimited amount of hot chocolate.
Zach Sandwhich3 votes[{quoted}](name=Phantom Force,realm=NA,application-id=Ir7ZrJjF,discussion-id=HccpOaJL,comment-id=00010000,timestamp=2016-07-05T14:22:54.833+0000)
Well, if we're going snow day, that could translate into an unlimited amount of hot chocolate.
It makes me warm and fuzzy just thinking about it.
Papa Slothy2 votes
soldiers :^)
420 grams2 votesBlitz pull. Remote across the room? Not anymore. Otherwise eves stealth would be pretty cool
WukongMain1 votes
Passive
Because , the things i could see when people don't know i'm there. oh the possibilities are endless.
giggity.
FurriesAreHot4 votesFor the sake of reality, they must be within 3 yards to see you
WukongMain1 votesThat's still pretty giggity.
okay maybe 
passive instead?
I just gotta make sure not to move from my location.
Mad King Hades1 votesWhat would you even want to watch? A football game?
R FLASH XD1 votesGirls changing clothing
rtbf221479701 votesYour name is so appropriate lol
HEEE HEEE1 votesSoraka's W. You can cure sick people :)
FurriesAreHot1 votesLet's say EVERYTIME you use it you break a bone
CasterGilgamesh1 voteshttps://i.imgflip.com/jvc45.jpg
more like every time you use the soraka W you lose a bit of blood
FurriesAreHot1 votes"a bit of blood" isnt 10% of your life
CasterGilgamesh1 votesfor arguments sakes maybe 1 pint of blood but in exchange the healing is stronger now im free to heal at least 4 people since ill be spending a pint per person this doesnt count sicknesses or injuries that need more then a pint to heal with.Still would take it.btw the most blood you can lose without dying is around 4 as an adult so i should be fine its worth the price to keep people alive.
Over Innsmouth1 votes
Sanguine Pool. Not even a question.
FurriesAreHot1 votesit would break you legs everytime you used it
Over Innsmouth3 votesThat is...entirely not how it works.
rtbf221479701 votesBut that is a lot of tide sticks to go....
CasterGilgamesh1 votesrtbf221479701 votesAnivia wall, road rage would never be the same.
Gibberwatt1 votesToo true. And, if someone is getting annoying, WALL, and all your troubles go away
Stalinium1 votesChogath's Silence
I still live with my Mom. Need I say more?
