If your favorite champion was a surgeon

Ults

:"Live!"

Me:"Thank you doctor am I healed of my wound"

:"Yes and I also healed everyone else on Earth and cured AIDs and Cancer at the same time

Would actually probably work rather well..

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Example: freezes heart problem solved

one of my favorite champs feeds on human liver and probably has a large experience with extracting it

If he fails the surgery, Just uses chronoshift and tries again.

Scalpel. But I've handed you fifty alread- SCALPEL!

"Gnar Gada!" Stabs You In The Chest With Boomerang Gets Angry, Turns Mega, and crushes your dead body "They really should let me do these surgeries.."

aw man.

unlocked achievement "Hammer Time!"

For a W to the lungs is key to perfect health. Who doesn't breathe Dark Matter? c:

wouldn't make a good surgeon... she just breaks hearts.

(holds hand out) .......... Doctor? ........ (waits for Scalpel) ........ What is it Doctor? Do something! (Gives a No S - - T look before moving to get a Scalpel herself) ............. No Doctor, Don't leave, save the patient (Flips a table Before changing into DJ clothes and leaving) ............... Whats her problem?

Don't worry, I'm good with vital veins like...dammit. PATIENT IS BLEEDING OUT

Professional Laser Surgeon here!

: Ends up cuting my aorta

i dunno why zed still don't have a med skin when kennen, shen and akali do

criminal doctor zed or something

stabs patient and leaves I didn't sign up for this...

I don't think I have to explain how bad that would turn out.

He's a quack doctor.

He'll taunt you. Surgeon