Everything I hate of every Champion

I have been seeing a lot of post comparing champs and asking how can you hate X if Y exist but the thing is, I hate most already here is why.

: Just Die! : Stand still for the love of god : Stop being invisable and fight me : Milk what?! : Why are you so fast : Let me push : : Why am I so slow : The boop line ain't said enough : Who even likes to shuffle board? : Too much lane pressure : A hook can cost the game for any team : Why is he allowed to support : I wish I had a mustach like him : Sooo when are you weak again? : Jet fuel can't melt steel legs : No boots yet walks all over me : AOE silence are annoying : What do I build agginst you : I never liked basketball : I thought Leona had the shield : No Mundo you are in MY tower leave me alone : One mistake and might as well ff : I get the shield but why does it stun : I still don't get why it stuns and not simply snares : Why even ward? : Why is he never compleatly away from the meta : I am scared yet I can not scream : I get in lane, go away, come to lane, go away, come to lane, finally its behind me : E : Q is annoying : Late game : Giant swords from the sky is not JUSTICE : There he goes, hitting me yet I can't touch him : Early dmg is way too high : Smokescreen is annoying : His splash always makes me think he is a spider not a horse : I can't never pronaounce his name right : I seen way too much hentai : Better nerf Irelia : Stop stealing my buffs : Stop : Spear is a horrible melee weapon : Where you even get that lamp post? : I miss when he bought tears not me : 4 is an horrible number : Late game : I never want to be a support to her, the ult is annoying. : Why does she do dmg? : Recalling with low health after a fight, NOPE : Mobility : I pinged MIA bot why you engage? : Why is the Ult on such a short CD? : Why is his split-push build allowed? : Bugs, never liked them : Why can you kite so easily? : Skarl no stay away : Late game : Why can't I move? : His bullsh*t Riot nerf shield : I just want to farm : I just want to move : Stop moving and let me hit you : I am not an animal : Her laugh : Insert rock joke : Stop coming bot go back mid :Insert wood joke : Low elo dream crusher yet will never amass to something more : Lethailty Build : I don't even understand how he killed me : Please don't report I was hit by a q not afk : I never liked bubbles : Stop ignoring me to farm and fight me : Great I can't move in toplane neither : I was an adventurer once, until I got hit with a spear and am dead now. : Insert Darkness Pun : Stop taking my camps : Leave my adc alone : Eyes on the ball ALWAYS : Early game : I finally in the fight aaaand I'm out : Let me farm! : Mobility on a support?! : Not Ok : I don't like bugs : Early Game is more annoying : He healed how much? : Mobility CC and burst... such fun : Fire Bad : So tell me again why they don't want his snare to be the skill shot : Riot refusal to care for her after cinderhulk : Cause stealth is such fun gameplay feature : I miss old Shen, was more my playstyle : Oh hi Shy haven't seen you all game were wh - Oh my god where did my life go : Rule #1 of LoL: Never chase Singed : The range on that slow : Late game : But I don't want to go : ARAM : Ignite should kill... God damit : Why is he not dying : The range on her stun : I am not into vore dude : Her W : Parkour : One can't say no if they are stunned : Mushroom = Minefield : Overloaded kit + wife steal should be reportable : Rockets are not the same as jetpack : His states... My states : Tower dive : Stuns for days : What you mean I am in danger there is no one here? : Stop split pushing and teamfight : Stop pocking me : Stop pocking me : Late game : Why does he get 300 ap while I only get 100 at 20 min? : Math : Punk rock ain't even that good : Comfirned Pokemon nerd : His voice : I would put " Insert bear pun" but Riot already has : What are Warwick treats? are they like scooby snack or something else? : Spin to win : Too edgy 4 me : Stun is annoying : No one can pronounce his name correctly : : W : I need to ward everywhere : : My Tower : Nothing really ( not baised at all) : The twist she was the carry all along