OK RIOT we need to see him

ForgottenLuck·Aug 19, 2017·55 votes·2,477 views

In the latest comic you gave us an actual image of Tamara yet, we have yet to see any art of our favorite second-in-command of crew: Rafen, he was with her during the fall of GP and even assisted and decided to stay with her during the Harrowing. I demand to see him illustrated.

23 Comments

LordHippomanAug 19, 201739 votes

Please respect Rafen, the only supporting character in a fantasy story to walk straight into a ghost-pocalypse and come out just fine.

Jeddy017Aug 20, 20178 votes

It's because he lost his red shirt before coming on set & Riot just gave him some left over "Plot armor" shirt instead.

LordHippomanAug 20, 201726 votes

I'm sorry, but here's a 100% Certified Canon List of facts about Rafen:

Rafen is Marcus DuCouteau
Rafen rules the Void.
Rafen actually restored Lee Sin's sight, he just never bothers taking the bandana off.
Rafen has Ascended, twice.
Rafen blessed the Blessed Isles, which were just "the Isles" for a while.
Rafen is a Vastaya, but he possesses the attributes of every animal at once.
Each of Rafen's limbs is a separate Darkin.
Viktor tried to Augment Rafen, but he found nothing to improve.
It would take Jhin five bullets to hurt Rafen.
Each of Rafen's abs is a World Rune.
Kindred has Rafen penciled in under "Don't Even Bother".

EpicurusAug 20, 201715 votes

Rafen can drive the Bandle City mothership.
Rafen confiscated Jax's real weapon.
Rafen watched the Watchers.
Rafen built the Nexi on Summoner's Rift.
Rafen gives Malzahar space aids.
Rafen can understand Bard.
Rafen can drink Gragas under the table.
Orlorn was only borrowing Rafen's hammer.
Windwalls are destroyed when they make contact with Rafen.
Thresh is afraid of finding Rafen under his bed.
Olaf hopes that Rafen will grant him a warrior's death.
Rafen is Kassadin's daughter.

Swainey ToddAug 20, 201711 votes

Everyone else is a trespasser, but Rafen can walk freely on Kled's land.
Rafen CAN milk those.
Rafen can hear Sona, but sometimes he can't help but ignore her.
When Cassiopeia ults Rafen, she gets turned to stone.
Rafen expects the banana.
For $2.95 a minute, Rafen leaves Janna breathless.
Rafen IS the black magicks that Vayne smells.
Draven looks at Rafen and is actually slightly jealous.

Jeddy017Aug 20, 20172 votes

You know, I honestly wasn't expecting this "Rafen is the Chuck Norris of League" route.

LordHippomanAug 22, 20171 votes

Man, anyone else been around long enough to remember Jesse Perring jokes? I realize now that I basically just rewrote Jesse Perring jokes but stuck Rafen in them. If Jesse Perring is still working for Riot, I'm sorry.

Whyte LyonAug 19, 201716 votes

I would give my soul for a Boram Darkwill illustration. But that's just me interjecting something slightly unrelated into this thread.

Papa AndreiAug 19, 201722 votes

http://www.sciencemuseum.org.uk/hommedia.ashx?id=7285&size=Large

I gotchu

Corrupto123Aug 20, 20174 votes

lmao I love this

Lady FacelessAug 19, 20176 votes

Jep, we need an illustration of Rafen. Make it happen, Riot.

(You got my upvote!)

GlîtchyAug 19, 20174 votes

Same with the brother of Irelia

KoriosAug 19, 20171 votes

Wait, but Rafen was killed by Hecarim's spear right?

Shadowkirby14Aug 19, 20177 votes

Nope, he's still alive. However, he was slapped by Illaoi.

EpicurusAug 20, 201710 votes

Much scarier.

MelledoneusAug 20, 20172 votes

Not as scary as being snu-snu'd by Urgot.

EpicurusAug 20, 20176 votes

Which in turn is not as scary as the cold reality of being only a single voice in a hurricane, screaming in despair as we hurtle towards the inevitable entropic heat death of the entire cosmos.