Mao(Meow)kai; the champion you never knew

http://img06.deviantart.net/1fea/i/2016/094/9/2/meowkai_by_danddurand-d9xnvsp.jpg

Everyone pictures Maokai as this tree that fights for nature and stuff, but do you know what Maokai really does when he isn't fighting in the league? Well Don't worry, I plan to expose Maokai for what he truly is.

Hiring a secret spy, we were able see a regular day in the life of maokai, and found THIS in his browser history

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e2/Cut_tree.jpg

After seeing this, our spy knew he had entered a case that he could not dig himself out of.

He followed Maokai around, until maokai just kind of stopped moving. Curious, Our spy went to investigate, when he was confronted

: What are you doing here dude? And were you following me?

It was at this moment, spy quickly thought over his opinions and what to say, before saying

"Is not spy I tree"

: I'm pretty sure you are a human....

"No speak English I tree"

. . .

". . ."

Yeah you seem pretty legit later dude

After this confrontation, our spy has abandoned the job, saying "I tree now"

No one knows where he is to this day. But at least we solved what Maokai is. Sort of. Not really we probably would have fired him even if he didn't quit