Replace a word from any champion's quote with "ass"

BeatzBoyFTW·11/17/2015, 8:59:59 AM·12 votes·3,085 views

Well we had "penis" before, so let's try go for "ass" now :3

Darius Don't turn your back, or expose your ass.

Azir SHURIMA, your ass has returned.

Tristana Is that an ass in your pocket?

Teemo Captain Ass, on duty!

Pantheon They are privileged to die at my ass!

Fiora I have no ass.

Gangplank Yar ha har argh-! (coughs) Had something in my ass

Urgot Fear? No.....I am the ass


Bonus:

Taric https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pBPXFZmKQuQ

59 Comments

2000boxes11/17/2015, 9:04:39 AM8 votes

you know that pantheon one is how i feel when i land a 5 man ult as ap pantheon Braum The ass is the strongest muscle LeeSin Their ass my hand

Axests11/17/2015, 8:53:54 PM6 votes

Vayne In the dark, my ass is layed bare

kombu11/17/2015, 9:57:23 AM6 votes

Ashe All the world on one ass Velkoz 1. High concentrations of ass... Wonderful 2. Such fascinating ass 3. Ass: simple, messy, yet exceptional 4. I miss the darkness of the ass 5. My ass causes them ... distress 6. A land rich with ass 7. thank you for your... ass

[slayer-jinx-catface]

Limitanei11/17/2015, 12:35:37 PM6 votes

Kassadin "Ass above all else."

Viktor "Relinquish the ass." "Ass is perfection." "Their asses are frail."

Vladimir "The ass thickens."

Twitch "Ass for the picking." "They'll have more holes than my favorite ass." "I demand a ass!" "I licked this ass for you." "Ass is like more delicious mold."

Talon "This ass's my favorite." "Enjoy the taste of ass."

Velkoz "High concentration of ass... wonderful." "Such fascinating ass." "My ass causes them...distress." "To date, none have survived ass testing." "A land rich with ass."

Stellafreyja11/18/2015, 7:02:26 AM5 votes

Syndra "So much untapped ass!"

Blue Moon Wolf11/17/2015, 12:25:35 PM4 votes

MonkeyKing Who questions my ass? Never settle for ass. show me the ass. bring me a real ass Improve your ass. then find me again (staff extends) I bet I can hit their ass from here!

Dicerson11/17/2015, 3:59:18 PM4 votes

Fiddlesticks I can feel your ass... hehehehe

Unpaladin11/17/2015, 5:44:23 PM4 votes

Zyra NO ASS IS SAFE WHILE I'M FREE!

Tyren11/17/2015, 4:08:42 PM4 votes

Rammus Ass.

Ice Birb11/17/2015, 10:53:08 PM3 votes

Zed The unseen ass is the deadliest

Shroom Junkie11/17/2015, 3:45:02 PM3 votes

DrMundo Mundo think you a big ass! Slurp

warpenguin55511/17/2015, 4:12:26 PM3 votes

Nasus There for ass I go

Ekko I like hitting ass

Kassadin your ass is powerless against me

Blitzcrank the ass calls to me

Gangplank neither the ass nor the depths could claim me

Rumble ever look up at an ass before

yogozin11/17/2015, 7:20:58 PM3 votes

Blitzcrank: THE TIME OF ASS HAS COME TO AN END.

Alistar: You can't milk ass!

Quinn: Gouge their ass!

Yasuo: Ass is like the wind, always by my side.

TahmKench: The whole world's an ass, and I'm it's king.

Warwick: Mmm... MMM! I CAN SMELL THEIR ASS!

Duke Anax11/18/2015, 12:56:28 AM2 votes

Tristana Is that a rocket in your ass?

Soraka Yes, that was an ass. giggles No one expects the ass. This is my ass. By the power of the ass. Never waste an ass.

Alistar Mess with the bull and you get the ass! I know the ass.

Aatrox This ass will be my masterpiece. his is no mere ass, this is my masterwork. Tryndamere, my greatest ass This one's ass will shape the world Cut the ass from them. Ass is elegance. Ass reveals what is within us. I know what lurks in the ass of men

the last two...

aítch11/17/2015, 4:27:53 PM2 votes

Annie : Have you seen my bear ass?

Yatsufuså11/18/2015, 4:45:12 PM2 votes

Jinx I have the best ASS. I'm ASS, I have a doctor's note.

Garen ASS!

Veigar (FBV) The black ass howls.

Udyr My ass is beyond your control.

Zed Secrets kept our asses wasted.

RaptorKarr11/17/2015, 9:03:37 AM2 votes

Well that was something else

kusagari7711/18/2015, 3:43:54 AM2 votes

Xerath I'm putting in 2 'ass's, i know it's cheating but it's the same word. "You chase ass, Syndra. I am Ass!"

Kasyrgan11/19/2015, 4:08:36 AM1 votes

Azir The ass is given! Draven Ass? I got that. Ezreal You belong in an ass! Garen ASS! Heimerdinger No, no! You're damaging my ass! Thresh Me, ass? Quite likely. Soraka Ass hear me. Sona ... Yasuo H-ASS-agi! Yorick They will remember Yorick Ass. Veigar Is that an ass joke!?

Ralanr11/17/2015, 1:45:03 PM1 votes

Sion: I! AM! ASS!!!!!

Chaotic Reks11/17/2015, 5:40:46 PM1 votes

Jax Imagine if i had a REAL ass

Aikki11/17/2015, 6:19:25 PM1 votes

LeBlanc: ''The black ass shall bloom once more.''

Illaoi: ''There is joy in food... And ass.''

MilfHuntUnitXJ911/17/2015, 8:17:05 PM1 votes

Gangplank Ass!

Jungle Lux God11/17/2015, 8:52:38 PM1 votes

Brand I am the ass, that cleanses the world

Skarner FEEL MY ASS

Trundle I like my ass with a bit of spice You're in my ass now

Excitidly Insane11/17/2015, 9:34:30 PM1 votes
  • "Ain't got time for ass."
  • "Like fish in an ass."
  • "Everyone's a hero, till you shoot off an ass or two!"
  • "Dead ass walking."

Graves

redbull papi11/18/2015, 12:33:23 AM1 votes

Zed "The unseen ass is the deadliest"

Alëk11/18/2015, 4:02:14 AM1 votes

Dunkmaster Darius has the best.

From the fountain! Off your ass!! Nothing but dunk.

The key to victory, is giving me the ass

Im the full package... play maker... ass breaker

Ass is the gift i give to you

You want a piece of the assman

If you like my shoes, you can always find them stomping all over the ass

Infinity dunk, on the ass

Put more ass on me

You want ass. You gotta bleed for it

You can all share, in the asstruction

Three way ass, i got this

Put your ass where your mouth is

I'm the only ass allowed on the court

What do cops and ass have in common? I DUNK them

Bring an umbrella, its raining ASS.

OMG there are so many possibilities I can't even list them all. lmfaoooo i love my %%%%% darius

SavingPirateRyan11/18/2015, 6:38:12 AM1 votes

Taric You are nothing more than ass. Waiting to be smashed. Taric Ass shall be crushed Taric I've got just the ass for this occasion

Niyumi11/18/2015, 6:59:50 AM1 votes

Normally, I don't do things like this, but what the heck, I'll be a kid for a day. ^^

"An ass is most easily... eaten." -- TahmKench ("A heart is most easily... eaten.")

"Ass is fun... you should try it some time!" Syndra ("Limitless power is fun... you should try it some time!")

"-chuckle- Ass is good, no?" Braum ("-chuckle- Life is good, no?")

There, I broke out my inner immaturity, now excuse me while I wash my brain with soap. T_T

GwingMaster11/18/2015, 3:39:15 PM1 votes

Garen What we do is ass!

Shyvana Behold my true ass!

Varus My ass is not done.

Stiv123411/18/2015, 8:37:26 PM1 votes

Zyra: "Feel the ass's embrace." "Ass is in bloom." "My ass thinks itself clever." "What lurks beneath the ass?" "None will escape my ass!" "Such a busy ass." "The ass holds many surprises." "A promising ass." "Venture off the beaten ass." "This ass is mine!" "No ass is safe while I'm free!" "Whip ass!"

Anivia: "On my ass." "I bring the ass." "A great ass approaches." "The ass awakens." "Do not tempt the ass." "The ass closes." "Meaning, in every ass." "Think beyond one ass." (this one is golden) "Ass wind, guide me." "I have felt this ass before." "Poor creatures, so confined by a single ass!" "The chicken or the egg? Actually ass came first."

ARequestOfDeath11/19/2015, 3:42:40 AM1 votes

Ahri it's too late for ass they've exhausted their ass should i make your ass rise or STOP come try your ass, if you think your in my league come try your luck, if you think your in my ass